it’s all your fault you animal. |
i am not insane.
well at least that is what the test told me.
i passed with a bonus point.
i have not had my period yet this month... it's next week.
i like to share too much information with people....
Posted by chelsea smellsea on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:31:00 PST |
purple lampshade covering boners all night |
so i had this dream where i was me.
godzilla was fighting a weird huge turtle with spikes on it's back and a tail, on the other side of a mountain.
i hid from them in an underpass on one side of a roc...
Posted by chelsea smellsea on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:54:00 PST |
spartans... prepare for glory!!! |
If i was a spartan, i would kick so much ass. then again, being a woman, i would have to deal with the fact that my husband is gay for other warriors and only has me to breed more warriors, but i'd st...
Posted by chelsea smellsea on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:24:00 PST |
walk out the front door. |
Sometimes when i am at home i cannot imagine walking out the front door, because it's going to be the same front porch that ive been standing on for the last 13 years. Driving through this city is too...
Posted by chelsea smellsea on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:48:00 PST |
i get mad at you because i dont want stupid people in your life. |
people don't need to know why i get mad
just know that im mad at you for all the wrong reasons
just know that i don't know how to tell you
people don't need to know why i'm irritated
just know i am
j...
Posted by chelsea smellsea on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:30:00 PST |
10 reasons why i wish i were a bearded lady. |
1. i would dye it.
2. i would dance like a leprachan
3. i would like to stroke my beard thoughfully
4. i would disguise easily from "the man"
5. i could shave it off whenever is convenient so why...
Posted by chelsea smellsea on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:25:00 PST |
split toes and no one knows |
I feel like many in the past will have put it... "like the walls are closing in on me." the wierd thing is that i am not sure if it is a bad thing or a good thing. it feels suprisingly unimportant. th...
Posted by chelsea smellsea on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST |
jack my shit ill jack your mom. |
i suppose i don't need a car stereo anyway. now i have more shelf space. i hope whoever stole it gets a jumper cable charged up their ass though. And after that they can't shit out of their butt anymo...
Posted by chelsea smellsea on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:00:00 PST |
if you’re hungry, eat someone else’s liver. |
i want to get a little canoe and tie it to a tree and leave it there. and sometimes i'll put it in the water and float around.
i need to clean up my boots so's i can step on peoples faces with a...
Posted by chelsea smellsea on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:24:00 PST |
dont smell me until i tell you |
i smell like coffee. but when i don't, i want you to sniff my un-caffenated skin. smell soap and shampoo, or the apple i just ate. i don't care what you get out of it, just don't tell me i'm a coffee ...
Posted by chelsea smellsea on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:12:00 PST |
