Once upon a time, on a dark and stormy night in a small military town in the outskirts of Austin, there was born a child of great power. The skies cried out in pain and the earth shivered in fear, as Robert D. Night Train was born. His mother was given no pain killers during the labor, and in turn was incapacitated for days. His father was drunk somewhere pawning his wedding ring, proceeding to use the money to purchase the goods and services of several hookers, drugs lords, and circus animals.
As young Robert grew into a man he notices several things in the world around him that just didn't seem right. People, buildings, entire societies remained intact. There was far too little chaos in the world in those days, and the parties were very lame. It was a dark time, and young Robert set out to do something about it.
Fueled with extreme boredom, a bag of booze, and a pocket full of blow, Robert D. Night Train set out to right these injustices once and for all. Be warned, he shows up unexpected, and he is generally up to no good.
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