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Mikey B

Crazy Like The Mighty Oak

About Me

I play sax in a bunch of bands in NorCal. Past and present, are and were: The KINGPINS (1987 Star Search Champions) , JOHNNY LEGEND and his ROCKABILLY BASTARDS (L.A.), The PIMPSTICKS (San Jose), HAYRIDE TO HELL, KERPLUNK (Santa Cruz), PLUM LOCO, The FORBIDDEN PIGS (San Diego), The Quirks, The wHAT FOUR, TREAD ASPHALT, ALEJANDRO con los lentes Y LOS ARQUEROS DEL AMOR, The CHOP TOPS and ROCKIN' LLOYD TRIPP every now and then. I like: stylish hairstyles, a alluring personal scent I can't get enough of. Old cars, tattoos and all the smells that go with them. I love: my girls, my friends, big families, kissing, traveling, making music, board games, plants, BBQing, brunettes, jumping out and scaring people, building fires, pizza, singing in my car, Texas Hole 'Em, Mopar, necks, cute feet, traveling, porno, throwing wrenches, reading words backwards, gambling, shootin' pool, sitting on an innertube floating down a river, telling jokes, staying up late, SPICY food, yardsales, Taco Bravo, jumpin' fences, puffin' on a hillside with nothin' to do but pick up my empties, vinyl, 8 tracks, tiki stuff, being around any kind of body of water, sitting on a BIG porch that has a nice view, with a fancy, I just stained my shirt kinda drink. I love PLAYING almost all sports, I hate watching sports on TV because of the whiney-ass, little punk, obnoxious, cry-baby, sports figures of today who want a jillion $ for kicking a fuckin' ball around. The next time they go on strike... FIRE "EM ALL! More to come...

My Interests

Makin' music, My kids, Traveling, Hangin' with my friends, Mopar, Eating, Throwing rocks, spitting from really high places, high places, shootin' pool, gambling, Italian & Mexican Food, Long Drives, Camping, Gold Panning, cooking, boxing, pencil drawing, watercolor, acrylic, surfing, tennis, magic, horse shoes, bowling, darts, blackjack, RENO, Las Vegas, Deadwood, Monster Flicks, Tiki DeCor, Tamales at Xmas, skiing, girl watchin', having my window down, sun, rain, sleet, snow or hail. Finding money in the street. Cops driving the opposite direction. Water balloon fights. Hitch-hikers with weed. Sitting on really big porches. BBQ, Japanese, Chinese and THAI food. Gin & tonics, Manhattans and Alaskan Polar Bear Heaters!!! Like the French... Jerry Lewis. Walking around at 2 AM. Putting on clothes straight from the dryer. My 57 Schwinn straightbar, Being surronded by plants and trees, COLD ass beer, Yardsales, good deals on the green stuff, unexpected nudity, and rockin' the mother-fuckin' world! Vaya con Dios, Mike B

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who's an enjoyer.

Music:

Lee Allen, Ray Charles, Sam Butera, Elvis Costello, Ottis Redding, X, Chuck Berry, FEAR, Misfits, Louis Prima, Little Richard, The Coasters, Cannonball Adderly, The Temptations, The Specials, X, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, The O'Jays, Dion & the Belmonts, The Ramones, Frankie, Hayride to Hell, The Seeds, Earth Wind & Fire, The Beatles, James Brown, The Sonics, The Clash, War, Johnny Cash, The Coffin Nails, Ben E. King, Marty Robbins, Henry Mancini, Ohio Players, Jerry Lee Lewis, Dick Dale, Bobby Blue Bland, Elvis, Rancid, Dean Martin, Royal Crown Revue, Cole Porter, Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass, The Guana Batz, Benny Goodman, Harry James, Artie Shaw, The Dorseys, Count Basie, Quincy Jones, Killer Pussy, Thee Texas Tornados, The LeRoi Brothers, The Kingpins, The Odd Numbers, Spilt Ends, Cadillac Tramps, The Stray Cats, The Cramps, The Blasters, The Clash, The Doors, Evan John and the H Bombs, Buzz and the Flyers, The Tailgators, Lulu, The Forgotten, The Skatalites, The Heptones, Madness, The Hatchetmen, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Treniers, B.B. King, The Jive Five, Richie Valens, Chet Baker, The Forgotten, The Astronauts, Wynonie Harris, Ben Webster, Coleman Hawkins, Louis Jordan, Buddy Holly, Eddie Cochran, Gene Vincent, Los Lobos, Conway Twitty, The Who, Billy Joel, Blondie, Los Fabuloso Cadillacs, Rolling Stones, Hayride to Hell, Bullmoose Jackson, Roman Holiday, Joe Boxers, Buster Poindexter, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Cheap Trick, The Bone Shavers, Russell Scott and the Redhots, The Paladins, The Beat Farmers, Skid Roper and Mojo Nixon, Howlin' Al and the Sharps, The Legendary Stardust Cowboy, David Bowie, The Delphonics, Hall & Oates, way too many to list....

Movies:

Raising Arizona, Blue Velvet, Resevoir Dogs, The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T, Gummo, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Psycho Beach, Casino Royale, Napoleon Dynamite, Incredible Mr. Limpit, The Great Race, Clockwork Orange, The Godfathers, Miller's Crossing, The Pope of Greenwich Village, Thunder Road, Abbott & Costello meet anybody, James Bond Flix, Taxi Driver, Elivs' Flix, Cotton Comes to Harlem, High School Confidential, Deliverance, Pulp Fiction, Frankenstein, Cafe Flesh, Urgh! a music war, Blues Bros, Boondock Saints, Little Big Man, Paint Your Wagon, 7 year itch, Blazzing Saddles, Koyaanisquatsi, The Jungle Book, My Geisha, A Shot in the Dark, Any and All of the Pink Panther Flix, Russ Meyer Flix, The Wild One, The Nutty Professor, Bully, Rock Rock Rock, Rebel Without A Cause, Switchblade Sisters, Jailbait Babysitters, Trilogy of Terror, Leaving Las Vegas, The World of Suzi Wong, Invasison of the Body Snatchers, Dracula, Night of the Hunter, Cape Fear, Sat the 14th, Some Like it Hot, White Heat, Mad Max, The Wild One, Pink Flamingos, The Brady Bunch Movie, ELF, Meet the Parents, The Jerk, Once Upon A Time In America, Bruce Lee Flix, Harry Potters, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Roots, Midnight Train, The Exorcist, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Bachelor Party, Stripes, Caddy Shack, Good the Bad and the Ugly, To Sir With Love, It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Wild Guitar, A Streetcar Named Desire, GIANT, Robin Hood, The Princess Bride, Man With The Golden Arm, The Italian Job (original) Blade, Planet of the Apes Flix, Houdini, Hang Em High, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Scarface, Something About Mary, Austin Powers, A Hard Days Night, HELP, Yellow Submarine, Six String Samurai, Mystery Train, Public Enemy ..1, The Untouchables, Grease, The Bowery Boys Flix, The Burbs, Halloweens, The Brood, Valley of the Dolls, Round Midnight, Fright Night, Jason and the Arrgonauts, All of the old Sinbad Flix (not the comedian) Puppet Masters, Matt Helm, Bing Crosby & Bob Hope Road to movies, Die Hard and Porno!

Television:

Reno 911, South Park, Get A Life, Insomniac, old SNL, The Brady Bunch, Get Smart, Cooking shows, CSI, Sopranos, Any True Crime, The Munsters, Antique Road Show, Kids In The Hall, The Addams Family, Hawaii 5 0, The O.C. Drawn Together, The Untouchables, Pimp My Ride, Magnum PI, The Avengers, The Beverly Hillbillies, Seinfeld, Strange Love, Xtreme Sports, The Surreal Life, Arrested Development, Married with Children, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Celebrity Poker Showdown, Mad TV, Wild Wild West, Star Trek, Leave it to Beaver, Andy Griffith Show, Celebrity Roasts, I Dream Of Jeanie, Fantasy Island, The Simpsons, Will & Grace, Jerry Springer, Cheaters, Bob Newhart, Taxi, Soap, Family Fued, Bowling for Dollar$, Beat the Clock, Let's Make A Deal, Touche the Turtle, Wacky Racers, The Banana Splits

Books:

Road Maps, Music Books, Cherry Poptart, True Crime, How to Books, The Shining, Twisted Tales, Frankenstein, The Dictionary, Kama Sutra, Bartenders Handbook, Catcher in the Rye, The Dark Half, Cujo, My Geisha, Hitchcock, Any Agatha Christie, Rolling Stone, Runaway Bunny, Desperation, I'm With the Band, Nightshift, Hollywood Confidential, Chicago Confidential, Joke Books, Chilton Guide, Deranged, Rock N Roll Babylon, Little Big Man, Club and Hustler.

Heroes:

Anybody who died before me! Thanks.