la devorcay - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i have daddy's girl on my feet, integrity on the back of my neck and patience below my abdomen all tattooed on me. i dont like hippies, radical liberals and all the bullshit that comes with them. i have a weak stomach when it comes to blood and stuff. i dislike house and techno music. i hate pigeons. i prefer black socks, but will sport colored or white ones occassionally. i always wear boots, the bigger the better. i dont know how to put on eye shadow or style my hair. i look the same without make up on. i hate rats and mice. people who have rats and mice as pets disgust me, i just dont get it. i am 35, but can pass for 26. i can be a serious bitch, cunt actually would be more specific. i have great legs. i am an amazing cook, if i care for you, i will feed you, thats just my way. i know fucking everybody, some of those people dislike me but would never have the balls to say it to my face, which i think is hilarious. i love mayonnaise. i do not understand vegans. i like guns. i like men who fight. i have a really dirty mouth, except in front of my parents or anyone else's for that matter. i am a social chameleon, i can fit in anywhere, if need be. i know more about baseball than you do. i know nothing about computers, hence why my page is so simple. i want to buy a house in costa rica and travel the country in an rv going from ball park to ball park. i do stupid things when drunk. i just recently became a non smoker. i love my dogs. i do not and have never done drugs. i am not into piercings even though because im tattooed people seem to think i am. you have no idea what a pain in the ass i am, but i balance it out with other outstanding qualities. i am impatient, can be high maintenance. i require attention and am accustomed to getting what i want. i love my country. i support the military. yes that means i am NOT a liberal. CONSERVATIVE through and through. i want to get the hell out of cali. i want to open at least 2 more bars. i am in the process of starting my third company.....not bad if i do say so myself. i want to go to italy and eat and drink for a month straight. i love my friends with passion and loyalty. there's more but thats enough for now.

My Interests

roller derby, shows, dogs, fire, cooking, dirt, building stuff, and whatever else strikes me.

I'd like to meet:

if you are under 18 please do not try and add me. the only teenagers or young people i want to know are either family members or the children of my friends. also if you use improper english, slang, abbreviated words, or cannot spell i will not respond to your message. example: thur instead of there, waz instead of what's etc.

Music:

classical when i sleep or soak in my tub, hardcore when i go to shows, old punk, cause thats the first music i fell in love with. 80's when i being stupid and silly with my friends, cheesey hair bands when i just want to dance around like a fool, loud loud loud 70's elvis when i clean my house, etc etc etc

Movies:

boondock saints, spaceballs, sin city, anything with clint eastwood, anything with steve mcqueen (especially the great escape and bullit), any horror flix, and stupid high school/teens movies.

Television:

porn, baseball (even espn classic baseball), law and order, sex and the city, entourage, family guy, catdog, third watch, flavor of love ( the stupidest reality show ever).

Books:

the lovely bones, slander and treason by ann coulter.

Heroes:

my dad, my mom, frank sinatra, steve mcqeen, johnny cash, anyone who lived(s) their life without apologies or excuses.

My Blog

my love of baseball....

1. tradition2. simplicity3. statistics4. deceiption5. beauty6. NL ( pitchers should hit damnit)7. giants8. red sox ( i am a sox fan by default cause i hate the yankees)9. yankee hatred...
Posted by la devorcay on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:27:00 PST

bull durham....one of the best baseball movies ever

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I be...
Posted by la devorcay on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:17:00 PST

random things about me

1. i was born in new haven, ct. yale hopsital2. i am addicted to law and order. 3. i saw the ramones 12 times and in 3 different states4. i want to open a dog rescue someday5. i am being sued rig...
Posted by la devorcay on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:07:00 PST

me

i live and die by the belief that the world owes you, me, everyone NOTHING! you must make your own way. you want a big house...earn it...you want to travel...make money to do it. if your life sucks, c...
Posted by la devorcay on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:11:00 PST

name that movie.......

this is blood for blood and by the gallons this is the old days the all or nothin' days they're back they're no choices left and im ready for war
Posted by la devorcay on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 07:36:00 PST

why i will never live in denver.....

DENVER - A few weeks ago, two police cars and two animal control vehicles pulled up at the home of Stef'ny Steffan looking for her beloved 4-year-old pit bull, Xena. Seven officers hauled the animal o...
Posted by la devorcay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

come come my little liberals.....

got ur attention? great. so here's what i have to say.... fuck muslims! yep fuckem! all of them! until the muslim community takes responsiblity for the actions of their members, fuckem! they need to h...
Posted by la devorcay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BADG IN THE NEWS

B.A.D. GirlsIva Vendetta, Miss Moxxxie, Ghoulina, and the other Bay Area Derby Girls are into piercings, tattoos, partying, sexual innuendo, and whatever they decide roller derby is going to beBy Ron ...
Posted by la devorcay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what does it mean.......

when u cant let something go? does it mean you are just holding on to false ideas/emotions or is it indicative of something else? does it mean that you are not supposed to let it go? that there is a r...
Posted by la devorcay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nyc trip part 2......yes we went back

thursday....off to nyc. thanks aaron for meeting us at the airport in seattle for our lay over. alyson and i needed our pre trip bloody mary's. get to nyc: a friend of alyson and myself picks us up fr...
Posted by la devorcay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST