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gene simmons

" It was merely a youthful indiscretion "

About Me

Good day my space people, i am lynsay. lets see i am lynsay and...........................erm well i am lynsay. Do you know lynsay? well how could i describe her? hhhmm well completley obsessed with fat mike and el hefe what can i say there simplio fantastico, Obsessed with nofx in general. I looooveeee music like old 80's electric,indie,emo,punk and some good old ska. I dont play anything, as in an instrument i meen...................... obviously. I have a 3 stringed untuned bass guitar, but its coverd in bad ass bands and pictures of my unfortunate mother and her strange appearance like that of david bowie or pat butcher . If you have seen my bass you will understand if you have not then......... unlucky that is for you mwwoohahah. I dont know what else can i say other than good day, good evening, laters,taaarrraa, salut el hefe de pour le merde !!!! x

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My Interests

WELL i like let me see punk music etc, drama,art,gene simmons, big hairy bikers mmmmhhhm, older men, watchiung movies, jack and cock, any type of whiskey really. cider!! bud,tennents, zambooka,apple sourz,vodka and red bull the occasional poof...........................juice that is. erm i like fucking about all the time, sleeping, dancing youre chubbs off going to see the localish bands fav altime dumfreishire sorta bands past and present vs jackets- where have you gone?????????? uk thugs aceio, THE sheepwagon well what can say and others but there the bestio. shamefully enough i had bad ass mode turned on for the most of my first high school years and these would have been very diffrent before but not now not now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mhhooowwaa i like a lot more things but i cant be booootherd
Your Birthdate: May 11
Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm.
Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche.
Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done.

Your strength: Your inner peace

Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds

Your power color: Emerald

Your power symbol: Leaf

Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I'd like to meet:

well erm would have to be george bush first of all . not because he is an intresting one but because he is a huge american turnip with no brains otherwise youre typical idiot son of an asshole. ya get me? MICHEAL MOORE A WHOLE LOT OF MAN, A WHOLE LOTTA BRAINS next ok deffos gonna have to be FAT MIKE ! ground rules settled, alone in a tight musky dark room,central america, no one else, closed curtains,tied to the bed, leather straps , a hover the works ya get me. If i could bring back anyone from the dead would deffo be RASPUTIN cuz he is one SEXY RUSSIAN MONK babey yeah!!!!!! so hot :P also id like to meet, bob dylan, micheal moore, salvador dali,mr kuma sutra himself
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The perfect combo: a completely nuts person who likes to be touched What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

Music:

yellowcard,yeahyeahyeahs, big audio dynamite,the fall, disorder,willy manson,10cc, MUD, vice squad,weezer,twistedsister,weatus, violent delight, oneway system,the unseen, the undertones,t rex,thestoneroses,the specials, special duties,american hifi,slaughter and the dogs,sleater kinney,sham69, bob marley,the sex pistols,motleycrue,reel big fish,kraftwerk,rancid,ramones,rammstein, the kinks,ben folds five,the jam,placebo,pixies,peter and the test tube babies,pennywise,the others,omd,elo, NOFX,madness,lars frederiksen and the bastards,lagwagon,jimmy eat world, simple plan, sugar cult, the casualties,iggy pop,the explioted,dropkick murphys, the stills, the tights,shannon,thecure, the clash,butthole surfers,the beatles,alkaline trio, the vibrators,allister,arctic monkeys,bikini kill,black flag,brand new,the cardigans,dashboard confessionals, 999,angelic upstairs,floggingmolly,KISS, adam and the ants,guttermouth,interpol,mindlessselfindulgence,misfits,the postal service,prodigy, rites of spring,the who,new order,joy devision, court martial, External menace,the distillers and more so on and so on.

Movies:

IT by stephen king feardot com the football factory lord of the rings the longest yard 10 things i hate about you party monster thirteen trainspotting seven finding nemo once were warriors nightmare before christmas unfaithfull the bird cage to wong foo thanks for everything julie newmar and more films that TICKLE DE OLDE FANCY A KID CALLED MOFO MAC DONALD

Television:

Im an asshole so instead of saying all the tv progs i like im gonna say all the ones i hate and anything left is what i like, unless ive forgotten something and then you remind me and then i go "oooh yes i hate that too". OK i hate all soaps i have no time for watching incest,man beating, murdering, marrying, babying,crap acting story lines. I hate the news too and sceince medical thingy's. I sound really negative now so im gonna go against my will and tell you something i like i LOVE MOST HAUNTED. THERE we are a not so equally balanced view on tv acting etc tec cet ect.

Books:

stephen king -IT The house of BERNARDA aLba - come and see me in this play!! One child- torey hayden Guitar girl - jerry spinelli The tell tale heart - edgar alan poe DUDE wheres's my country - micheal moore MHHM well i dont read alot, other than the agaony aunt pages in the sunday sport ,talking of the sunday sport its just a PORN MAG newspaper thingy!! what is this obsession with it ?and you thought that by planting a football on the front cover made it seem aok! well you were RIGHT cuz i fucking love the sport hahahahah mwoooohahahah but ssshhh dont broadcast it or anything. Anyways the point im trying to make being the only daily reading i do is a porn mag newspaper agony aunt page thingy. FUCK THAT WAS mouthfull ! x

Heroes:

Well if one was forced to do some heroe worshiping aka ASS SUCKING it would be many of peoples. If i had to say George Bush right now i know you wouldn't take me seriously haha wel id hope you wouldnt anyway. Erm im not one for enjoying ass licking sessions so let this be breif my heroe would probarly have to be FAT MIKE !!! obviously *eye rolling*