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Erotic Bob

I came for the beer and the bitches

About Me

hi
i am bob
i live in dumfries
but i'm moving to edinburgh next month
i work in a shitty shoe shop
really good gramar makes me happy
i love wearing dresses all the time
i love when my make-up is really nice
i wish i could wake up earlier in the mornings so i could curl my hair
i hate being tall
but i still insist on wearing 4 inch heels
i love black and white photography so much more than digital photography
i wish i had more time to bake cakes and drink vodka

and i can't wait to eat alphabetti spaghetti on toast, dance to H20 and have hot water bottles at leeds fest

My Interests

larry is pretty much my everything. she shares my love for jumpin' jaks, she drives me home from brooms road car park, she takes me shopping and lets me buy anything i want, she buys me massive chocolate bars for eating after 12 inch pizzas, she bought me the best bag in the world, she met johnny depp AND jared leto, we have the best gossips EVER. i feel like we've been best friends forever and i love that. it upsets me so much that i'm leaving her. i'll miss going to spoons on a tuesday with becca, meeting for half hour lunches in town, £100 CD buying on pay day, saturday nights at the station, forgetting spilling my drink on my dress and dancing in jaks. i know people say stuff like this all the time, but i honestly have not got a clue what i would do without her.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Today I have been listening to-
Klaxons
New Order
Bob Dylan
Rancid
CSS
Zebrahead
Billy Talent
Bush
The Beatles
Reuben
Biffy Clyro ♥
Girls Aloud
Yellowcard
Rival Schools
Queens of the Stone Age
Wolfmother
NOFX
Public Enemy
The View
Refused
Bring Me the Horizon
David Bowie
The Dead Kennedys
Reel Big Fish
The Strokes Bowling for Soup
The Vines
Cypress Hilll
Rage Against the Machine
Reginald
Depeche Mode
Blink 182
Skindred
Catch 22
Foo Fighters
Stone Sour
Eighties Match Box B-Line Disaster
System of a Down
Frank Sinatra
The Transplants
Goldfrapp
Sublime
Capdown
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Killswitch Engage
Mylo
Simple Plan
No Doubt
Brand New
They Might Be Giants
Kula Shaker
New Found Glory
Nirvana
36 Crazyfists
We Are Scientists
Test Icicles
Hadouken!
And of course, the almighty...
♥ SHEEPWAGON! ♥

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye
To Kill a Mockingbird
1984
A Certain Age
Animal Farm
Wasted
Join Me
The Boy Next Door
Heavier Than Heaven
Yes Man
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time
The Da Vinci Code
Angels and Demons
Mr Nice
Generation X
And anything by Sir William Shakespeare

My Blog

PICSFROM22NDJUNE@THEVENUE!!

Good show, good show....
Posted by Erotic Bob on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:52:00 PST

It's joke time, baby!

Awright, ya wee pricks! Looks like its your lucky day, as I have decided to post the thread of, yes, that's right, BOB'S INFAMOUS JOKES!! Yes... well anyways, lets get started..... What k...
Posted by Erotic Bob on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:53:00 PST

READ THIS STORY OR DIE

Once upon a time there was an armadillo called Sebastien, and he always loved to eat the raspberries off the bushes, but one day he walked along and al of the raspberries were gone! And out of the cor...
Posted by Erotic Bob on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:47:00 PST