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Johnny Grande

Mental Jainist

About Me

I ' v e c o i n e d t h e t e r m ' G o f f ' t o d e s c r i b e m y s e l f . I t ' s w h a t h a p p e n s w h e n S k i n n y P u p p y r a p e s C a r r o t T o p . M a k e o f t h a t w h a t y o u w i l l . I l i v e i n M i c h i g a n i n t h e G R R R R R R , a n d I m a k e t h e T V . M y j o b i s t o d r i v e r o b o t s a r o u n d . I p l a y b a s s . . . s o r t a . I ' m t i r e d m o s t o f t h e t i m e . A n d , I s w e a r t o G o d , A l l a h , B u d d h a , a n d X e n u , i f y o u t e l l m e t o s m i l e , I w i l l p u n c h y o u . O h y e a , a n d I ' m s o r t a i n t o p o l i t i c s . . . B i g t i m e l i b . . . N o t a f a n o f t h e p r e s i d e n t b y a n y f a c e t o f t h e w o r d .

My Interests

T V ( a l l k i n d s o f s t u f f , C o m e d y C e n t r a l / C a r t o o n N e t w o r k m o s t l y ) , M o v i e s ( t h e w h o l e s p e c t r u m , e s p e c i a l l y i n t o ; c o m e d y , h o r r o r , a n y t h i n g d a r k - i s h ) , C a r t o o n s , M u s i c , V i d e o G a m e s , F o r e i g n L a n g u a g e s e s , S i n g i n g , B a s s , H i s t o r y

I'd like to meet:

A n y o n e i s f i n e , I s u p p o s e , b u t I r e a l l y p r e f e r i t i f y o u ' r e a f e w t i c k s o f f . I f y o u ' r e a b a n d w h o ' s a n y t h i n g l i k e m y m u s i c l i s t , g o f o r i t . I f y o u ' r e n o t , t h e n y o u s h o u l d p r o b a b l y b r e a k u p a n y w a y . I f y o u w a n t t o a d d m e a n d I d o n ' t k n o w y o u , p l e a s e s e n d a m e s s a g e w i t h y o u r r e q u e s t .

Music:

L o o o o o o o t s : N I N , H I M , A F I , M S I , A l k a l i n e T r i o , G W A R , T w i z t i d , L a i b a c h , P a r a l y s e d A g e , T h o u s h a l t n o t , M i n i s t r y , R a m m s t e i n , C o r v u s C o r a x , L o c u s t T o y b o x , G a r b a g e , C r a d l e o f F i l t h , E i g h t h C h a k r a , M y C h e m i c a l R o m a n c e , A i d e n , C a l a b r e s e , D a r k e s t D a y , C h o k i n g S u s a n , C r a m p s , D a v i d B o w i e , V e n e t i a n S n a r e s , G i n g e r F i g , J o h n n y C a s h , M a r i l y n M a n s o n , S k i n n y P u p p y , K M F D M , P i g , T y p e O N e g a t i v e , G o t h m i n i s t e r , T h e D i s t i l l e r s , B j o r k , B e l l a M o r t e , D r e s d e n D o l l s , T o r i A m o s , S o z i e d a d A l k o h o l i k a , T h e M i s f i t s , L a r s F r e d e r i k s e n a n d t h e B a s t a r d s , 4 5 G r a v e , A p h e x T w i n , J o h n n y C a s h , S c r e a m i n g M e c h a n i c a l B r a i n , 3 I n c h e s o f B l o o d , D e a d K e n n e d y s , T h e B e a t - U p s , T r a n s y l v a n i a n T r a s h , G o r i l l a z , H o r r o r p o p s , Z e r o m a n c e r , L a c u n a C o i l , D e l e r i u m , C h e m i c a l B r o t h e r s , L o r d s o f A c i d , P r a g a K h a n , M e p h i s t o W a l t z , M y L i f e w i t h t h e T h r i l l K i l l K u l t , T o o l , J a c k O f f J i l l <span

Movies:

C l o c k w o r k O r a n g e , R u n L o l a R u n , S w e e n y T o d d , N i g h t m a r e B e f o r e C h r i s t m a s , ( b o t h ) W i l l y W o n k a s , B e e t l e j u i c e , D r a c u l a , F i g h t C l u b , S e 7 e n , D o n n i e D a r k o , B a s k e t b a l l , S i n C i t y , I n t e r v i e w w i t h t h e V a m p i r e , S h a d o w o f t h e V a m p i r e , B l a d e , Q u i l l s , M e e t t h e F e e b l e s , L O T R , E v i l D e a d , A m e r i c a n P s y c h o , S h a o l i n S o c c e r , S t r a n g e l a n d , D o d g e b a l l , C o n a n t h e B a r b a r i a n

Television:

R e a d t h i s i s s u e o f R o l l i n g S t o n e . I t ' s t r u e , h e ' s t h e w o r s t e v e r .

Books:

B O O k s

My Blog

Fun with Racism!

Ok, unfortunately, they took my link down, so I can't give a direct quote of this guy, but here's the story: I'm reading about how in Zimbabwe, they're trying to hold an election against Robert Mugabe...
Posted by Johnny Grande on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:00:00 PST

Need help choosing our next evil leader?

Here's a couple of links to some candidate choosing thingy-dealies that might help you figure out who you like and who you don't. They keep giving me Kucinich and Gravel as my first and second, with O...
Posted by Johnny Grande on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:33:00 PST

Spammers ain't shit but ho's and tricks.

I'm gonna post this in blog form and not a bulletin for posterity.I'm all for the ACLU , protecting freedom of speech in anyway, blah blah blah...But I've got to make two exceptions. Paparazzi and spa...
Posted by Johnny Grande on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:00 PST

Tip of the hat, Wag of the Finger

Stealing a bit from Colbert, I'm doin a Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger to a few religious types. Not really meant to be funny.Tip of the Hat:Rev. Joel Hunter is trying to find ways for Evangelicals...
Posted by Johnny Grande on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:43:00 PST

Idiots make me think....

I read a comment to a news article the other day that was so ignorant, it made me want to think of some clever metaphor to describe exactly why she was so wrong. I was gonna try to think of something ...
Posted by Johnny Grande on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:29:00 PST

Obscure News Articles

    In this blog, I plan to post obscure news articles that may or may not make national or local news. It will consist mostly of things I might find on the news wire at work, and while...
Posted by Johnny Grande on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:55:00 PST

Chiner

Ok, another one of those issues that probably no one else cares about, but lately, China has been taking a lot of heat for the crap that they sell us. But the thing is, we've known it's crap, we send ...
Posted by Johnny Grande on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:09:00 PST

Politikur stuff /:(

So, I got some political type stuff on my mind, so I thought I'd let it out. All about Republicans today, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I've got a GOOD thing to say about them! First off, Ol' Bushy LaRoue decides...
Posted by Johnny Grande on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:22:00 PST

Just curious...

I wonder how much, on average, of human life is wasted waiting for other people to get their shit together... And I'm not talking about about things like, artistic things, like waiting for someone to ...
Posted by Johnny Grande on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST

"God MySpace is soooo fucking gay"

I don't know what circles y'alls travel in, but MySpace is everywhere you look. And like all prominent things, there are those who love it, and those who hate it. And as in all things, the more popula...
Posted by Johnny Grande on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 05:53:00 PST