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Miss Mess

..not happy with that, he and Mr. Mess decided to finish Mr. Dealer off by shooting him up with Dran

About Me


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
I'm a scream, a scratch, a cut..something hard to ignore.
Somewhere stuck between fucked up and perfection.
I recently developed an unhealthy obsession with Ella Fitzgerald.
I wish I was asian.
It turns me on when you stare.
Somehow...at some time..you'll end up hating me.
But it's okay, because I'll hate you too.
My fingernails are always dirty.
My piercings make me feel pretty.
I give myself very good advice... but very seldom follow it.
I play video games and am very competitive at it.
I daydream a lot.
I have a terrible memory.
I love my family more than anything in the world.
My Chemical Romance is the worst thing that has happened to this generation.
I remember when Hot Topic used to be cool.
I give people too many chances.
I'm Christian.
I'm very vain.
I can tend to be a hypocrite.
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. So don't bother asking.
I sing in a band and it's the best thing in my life right now.
See if you can figure me out. Tell me what you find.
I'm awesome
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My Interests

Body Mods
Suspension
Flesh Pulls
Fine Art
Animals
Zombies
Zombie Animals
Sci-fi
Stage Productions
Gore
Photography
Coffee
Lindt's 70% Cocoa Dark Chocolate
Dancing
Religion
Art.
http://midnightsubmission.deviantart.com

And I can't forget...WORLD OF WARCRAFT Fiori- Shadowsong

Gather round to hear this tale...a story which has grown old..

I'd like to meet:

you.

aim- f33d your h34d

asshats need not apply.

Music:

Music.
My favorites include, but are not limited to:
Switchblade Symphony
The Cruxshadows
Bella Morte
Kittie
KMFDM
Zeromancer

Ella Fitzgerald
The Cure
A Perfect Circle
NIN
Apoptygma Bezerk
Dir en Grey
Depeche Mode
Mindless Self Indulgence
Duran Duran
VNV Nation
Tool
Aphex Twin
Lords of Acid
Velvet Acid Christ
Jack Off Jill
Kidney Thieves
Radiohead
Sage Francis
Cake
Portishead
Gorillaz
Fiona Apple
She Wants Revenge
..others. Those are just some bands that come to mind.

Movies:

Favorite Movies:
The Crow
The Breakfast Club
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Edward Scissorhands
Interview with a Vampire
My First Mister
Alice in Wonderland
AvP!!!!
Hard Candy
Party Monster
Grandma's Boy
Favorite Anime:
Chobits
Love Hina
X (the series)
The Scrapped Princess
Fruits Basket
Death Note

Television:

I have one of these things.

Books:

Favorite Novels by title would be:
Threshold by Caitlin R Kiernan
Low Red Moon by Caitlin R Kiernan
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll
Demon in my View by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
The Silver Kiss
Blood and Chocolate
Girl, Interrupted
American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Disco Bloodbath: A Fabulous But True Tale of Murder in Clubland by James St. James

Favorite Graphic Novels/manga:
X/1999 by Clamp
Miyuki-chan in Wonderland
JTHM by Jhonen Vasquez
Sandman by Neil Gaiman

Heroes:

This show is over-rated.

My Blog

Extraordinary things

http://www.bmezine.com/ritual/A80407/ritextra.htmlMy suspension story. Enjoy
Posted by Miss Mess on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:20:00 PST

A Song In A Major Key

She ran.The pavement slapped against the soles of her shoes as they collided in a steady rhythm, matching her breathing. Her heart beat into her throat and the wind around her dried her eyes. Her arms...
Posted by Miss Mess on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:53:00 PST

Abnoxious survey 1

1. What was going through your mind during your last kiss?"I don't want to drive anymore. Gay."2. How did you do on the last test you took?Test? Is...
Posted by Miss Mess on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:00:00 PST

The road of excess leads to the palace of.... fabulousness!!

Got tattooed yesterday! My right arm was begging to be worked on more and my Christmas present from Loren was directed toward that, so I finally got to go in. As sexy as linework is...yeah. Time for s...
Posted by Miss Mess on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:51:00 PST

That’s your horoscope for today

"If the last couple of years were plagued with financial stress, you might feel now as if you have made a turn and can see a brighter time ahead. Although your money issues may not be totally resolved...
Posted by Miss Mess on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:14:00 PST

Boys and Their Toys

I just realized something:Guys + cars = delicate situation. Every guy has his specific way that he thinks things should be done with cars. And if you even -suggest- that there could be a better way, o...
Posted by Miss Mess on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:27:00 PST

No I will not visit you

I gots a car :DNeeds some body work, but I'll get to it. Aaaand google maps got me lost. D:98 Dodge Neon. It's cute. :3...
Posted by Miss Mess on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:37:00 PST

In Loving Memory

Charles Everett Liskow-NewtonDecember 1, 1984 - August 31, 2007...
Posted by Miss Mess on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:09:00 PST

Ah fuck.

Fucking tonsils. The doctors weren't kidding around when they said this was painful and would take a long time to heal. I don't seem to be getting any better. Worse if that. I don't know.Fuck this. Ug...
Posted by Miss Mess on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:57:00 PST

Quitting Smoking?

God help me. 
Posted by Miss Mess on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:04:00 PST