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Teenage Caveman

2003-10-02 - 10:31 p.m.Rupert opened his eyes slowly as he awoke that morning. He looked around and saw that several other members of his tribe were still asleep in the cave. Rupert, like any self-res...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 12:43:00 GMT

The Horrible Night of the Melted Goat Cheese

September 2001Chapter 0ne. one day there was this guy named pookie. he was very fat. he liked to eat tacos. one day he said hey im gonna eat a donut! pookie used his magical eye beam thingies to turn ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:10:00 GMT

The Secret Greenhouse

2005-01-22 - 6:25 a.m.Twenty three year old Arthur Gorzen sat on his beanbag chair in the bedroom of his Boston apartment sipping Vernor's ginger ale for several hours, contemplating suicide. He was w...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:32:00 GMT

Sally & Humphrey

2006Humphrey Henderson opened the fridge and pulled out another beer. In kindergarten the girls all thought he was cute because he was chubby at the time and had gigantic dimples. They would tease him...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:25:00 GMT

Television Tim (of the Valley)

Printed in Small Details issue 32004-11-15 - 3:23 a.m.Tim was eight years old and he didn't have any friends. His parents had noticed that he had acted antisocial growing up, and now it was just becom...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:20:00 GMT