To Live, Love and Laugh
People who like to laugh...
"I'll give him an offer he can't refuse"... "So let it be written, so let it be done" "Whatever your heart desires" "maybe I don't remember the last time blew my nose either" "funny how? Whats funny about it. Funny like a clown, I amuse you, I make you laugh, Im here to fuckin amuse you, what do you mean funny, funny how, how am I funny?" "You slap me in your dream, you better wake up and appologize" "Its Enrico Polazzo!" "You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention" "I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue" "It's good to be the king" "Ahhh but the servant waits, while the master bates" "If I, if anyone had ever told me that I would be taking out a girl who used expressions like la-de-da. " "The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty" "What in the wide wide world of sports in going on!" "Scuse me while I wip this out" "Trade me right fuckin now!" "This guy's walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out. A doctor passes by, and the guy shouts up, "Hey, you, can you help me out?" The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along, and the guy shouts up, "Father, I'm down in this hole. Can you help me out?" The priest writes a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. "Hey, Joe, it's me. Can you help me Out" And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, "Are you nuts? Now we're both down here." The friend says, "Yeah, but I've been down here before - and I know the way out." Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc - AFTER THEREFORE BECAUSE OF IT "Im not bad, I'm just drawn that way" "What are you planning on doing Saturday night? - Committing suicide!- Well... how about Friday night?" "With your wife in bed, does she need some kind of artificial stimulation, like, like marijuana? Old man on street: We use a large vibrating egg" "Pepper,Pepper Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash But I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie" "Qualifications - Rape,murder,rape - you said Rape twice - I like rape" "Where the white women at?" "its name was Abby something, Abby Normal" "I love you, I know" "I'm a mawg - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!" "Do or do not, there is no try" "This is what you are going to do - you are goign to tear their fucking heads off and shit down there necks! - Now let us pray" "I dont want to hurt you, I just want to eat you....where are you going, I just want to make you kosher!"
West Wing...Family Guy.......House........
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