Mr. Roper

If you go away , I would throw a party.

About Me

I live with my wife Helen. We have an apartment building. These three kids live above us. A guy and 2 girls. It's not what you think though he's gay.We also have a lecherous used car salesman living here as well, he hangs out with the gay guy a lot. I peep at girls on the beach with my binoculars while my wife dreams of getting laid. I don't pay any attention to her though, she's an old Crow.

My Interests

Eavesdropping while I pretend to fix things around the building.

I'd like to meet:

Janet and Chrissie and Cindy AND IF YOU ARE A MINOR DO NOT TRY TO ADD ME YOU WILL BE DENIED!

Music:

Lenny and the Squigtones

Television:

Three's Company, The Ropers, Miami Vice ( Still pissed I didn't get that part of Sonny Crockett)

Books:

The Pop-Up Kama Sutra ( I read it to humor Helen)

Heroes:

Steve at the Regal Beagle