H-I-P-S-T-E-R B-I-N-G-O |
Posted by MASON on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:22:00 PST |
Goat's Head Soup: Quotables |
"If I had some ham, I could have some ham and eggs, if I had some eggs." ~ Lucky Davis (after smoking a fatty Saturday Night)
"Love is an emotion, and you can't control your emotions. If you could co...
Posted by MASON on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:26:00 PST |
Hedberg |
I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go cart with my ex-landlord.
I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Ch...
Posted by MASON on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:32:00 PST |
Funny 'cuz it's true... |
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Bisexuality...
Posted by MASON on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:15:00 PST |
