Anyone with a good story to tell. People who say the answers out loud at Jeopardy. People who play Trivial Pursuit. People who can be serious when it's appropriate, but funny all the rest of the time. People who don't mind talking about celebrity gossip. People who watch Project Runway. People who have one eye around the next corner. Anyone who used to be punk and struggled with the transition into being unpunk. People who know what R. Kelly is talking about, because I struggle with his ambiguity. Anybody who wants to fund a gastropub-style slow-foods restaurant. I'm serious.