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J.

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Silverman Hugh Jackman

Music:

The Madonna, Christmas Music, Dean Crosby, Frances Streisand, Austin Martin, Bing, Hope and Clarity, B.Clay Moore, that song from the music box I stole from my sister, and The Three Guitaros. I like all blends of genres and re-mixes. Especially re-mixes of country songs so that they don't sound so much like country anymore. Country music is terrible, even when it's from Canada.

Movies:

Raiders of the Lost Ark, E.T., Pirates of the Caribbean, Emma, Ed Wood.

Television:

Lost, My Name Is Earl, American Idol, Canadian Idol, Throw Me The Idol...

Books:

Science Fictional is my favourite type of book to fall asleep with. Also Fantasy because it's so tedious and boring which helps me go to sleep. Some biographies are great because certain people's lives are just so uninteresting as to practically put one to sleep simply by reading the synopsis on the inside front cover. Here's something I'll never understand...if you write a biography about yourself why do you feel obligated to include a biography about you on the inside back dust jacket? Do you really think anyone's gonna read your book when they can read the short version? You're an idiot, then.

Heroes:

Brian Michael Bendis, Mark Millar, Dan Didio, Joe Queersada, Greg Rucka, Greg Land, and his brother Greg Horn. I hate all those guys. They are the worst kind of person at what they do.