Fishing, Hunting, the out doors, basically anything out side, I wanna try. Even hiking.... well depends on how long the hike is. Oh and food!.mmmm foods that melt.mmmmmmmmmmmm
Jaws, He has no idea
the man who invented tuna in a can
Oh and most importantly batman... why you may ask? Well I will tellz you why. A lot of people have told me When I wear that cape… I am a dead on duplicate.. Wait till you see MY bat belt. A matter of fact, if there was a third who looked as awesome, we would be a band!
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Jaws, - he has no idea
Homer Simpson: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer Simpson: Ham? Lisa: No! Homer Simpson: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal! Homer Simpson: Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah ... right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.
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Jaws is hunting me… that’s right that stinky big bucktooth baby is always after me. But when I swim… I swim backswords, matter fact the titanic did not hit an ice burg that boat hit me, I was swimming up side down looking for you know who…I use food heat lamps as my tanning bad. I can stick my hand in to a deep fryer and pull out a chicken wing and not even get a blister. IM the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. I’m the reason why Waldo is hiding. "When I jumps into a body of water, i doe not get wet. The water gets Mikey instead." "I can divide by zero. I have counted to infinity……Twice. Mike does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Mikey goes killing." I once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, 'Bang!'" "Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy; it is a "Miketatorship. i can drink an entire gallon of whole milk in forty-seven seconds, add chocolate make it 18 seconds. I don’t read books. i stares them down until i get the information i wants. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mikey. Superman owns a pair of Flying Mike pajamas. Donald trump owes me five bucks…do you remember that blue talking shark on Saturdays mornings??? I ate him! I beat Aquama in a 5 mile free style swim…. And u know what he took like 5 more breathes them me! Sissy! I once ate my weight in pudding…and I had room for sushi.. Talking about sushi, the reason why the big order of sushi comes on a boat…. Is because of me….. I brush my teeth with wassabi. When I go duck hunting I like to race the dog to the duck… never ever try to deep fry a duck before plucking it… you would think.. It would be easier. boy oh boy….its not…,,,, duck duck goose…what the heck… how comes I gotta get up on a goose… should be doe doe doe, POLAR BEAR!!!! Are bananas really bad luck on fishing trips? How comes when I got to pee or if I am peeing a fish hits my bait?