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.:æ TIM æ:.

Only certain goats are sexy.

About Me

I'm not to be trusted. I am a compulsive liar and a thief. I'm only interested in married women. I pull teeth off of live kittens and use them to make necklaces for satan.

My Interests

hacky sack, beer, pool tables, spheres, basketball, golf, my son, thinking, not thinking, watching, hearing, smelling, touching, tasting, earth and beyond, my dog, your dog, all of us.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet everyone. I want a kabillion myspace friends. I want more friends than anyone ever in the history of myspaclery. I want everyone to like me for how I look, and your comments about me had better reflect it or I'll cancel you.

Television:

I only watch Da Ali G show

Books:

Guiness book of world records, highlights magazine, the dictionary, the "what to do if your penis gets stuck in your blow-up sheep handbook"

Heroes:

john lennon... patrick swayze... beastie boys... those plotting revolutions... jon stewart... magic johnson(before retirement)... jose canseco... the guy that decided to call them "Freedom Fries"...

My Blog

A day to remember.

Sunday, July 15 2007, a day that will go down in history.  I just got this killer new job at a five diamond resort.  Its not a place that I expect to see any of you at any time soon.  B...
Posted by .:æ TIM æ:. on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST