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About Me

.. I thought I would write something new for a change from the old "about me" so here's about me. I am now 29, and as far as being 5' 10" I'm six foot. I'm a sarcastic yet friendly Venturan local to "Ventura" and I have many eclectic inerests. Bowling is my sport, music is my passion and art is my hobby. I just recently started to relearn the piano.. by myself, I have a bass guitar, Lefty fender (electric guitar) and a mandolin. Don't be offended if I say something sharp I tend to kid alot. Anyways I don't view this as a popularity contest and I don't want to buy anything from you if you're soliciting. I love my friends and family here- and hope to travel everywhere someday. This sounds like crap- but whatever, it's not like anyone really reads these anyways. Unless they are stalkers. Myspace is a great place for stalkers, maybe I could stalk you sometime. Shutup Dave, that's just not funny. I was stalked once in Sunday school (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) and I guess it's a touchy subject. Dave Your grandma loves you jesus saves and the words of scripture shall not be denied!!! for all you nutjobs out there hehe Monkeys steal my underwear at night. I have a banana for a head. My middle name is Beth. I won a bet for jumping into a pool naked. I really need a beer tonight and can I bum some smokes thanks....... why are you still reading this? What's everybodys problem lately shit?!?!??!! What the fuck does it matter anyways people are DYING!Go jump in a lake, dave...Your mom would be proud of you if you told her you were talking to the devil...

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I kinda look like this now..

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http://www.myheritage.com/collage
MyHeritage : Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sane people... that put's a lot of you off the list.

My Blog

what do i say???

I'm at a loss of words....... when everything you try to do to make life better for you and those you care about seems to be just slightly out of reach- like a carrot on a stick-- what's the best way...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:31:00 GMT

I hate this Fucking time of year especially September and November!!!!

I really hate this time of year- everything always sucks for me around now---starting at the beginning of the month. This happens to me EVERY year.Well just got the car back from the shop and gu...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:14:00 GMT

Is Ventura hot for Costner??? Let’s find out.....

Here's our lover kevin.....But what do the critics have to say?Lets ask them.............. Wow. That's Ventura's real opinion. Go Figure? He a real american hero shit.Dave
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:45:00 GMT

Am I krazy?!?!? Please read.

the answer is no.Not crazy... just gotta LOT of life to (put up with? deal with?) handle.anyways &nbs p; 100 percent SANE &nb...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:58:00 GMT

Broken hearts....

broken hearts only last so long. Dreams live on forever.not quite a haiku but poetry nonetheless;0)Daveps I'm an optomist... my heart will go on.(titanic)
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:07:00 GMT

gay island

Hey this guy that was drunk tonight at a bar kept talking about, and asking me, and seeing how much money I'd pay to go to gay island. He said " If there were hundreds of beautiful girls.. and y...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:57:00 GMT

Eat for free!

Ok ok ok... so I put this reminder on my cell phone that's being going off every night at 9 to remind me to blog this fantastic idea I had and it's probably been almost 2 months but hey, better ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 13:47:00 GMT

I beat monkeys for fun, then make monkey soup, and I feed it to other monkeys

Well folks this is what happens when I get stuck at home sick on Saturday (oh yeah I was sick yesterday) night, I have all the free time in the world to write a blog! Yay! Well I guess this is just li...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 22:44:00 GMT

I don't have much to say

Blogggggg... Shplogggg... Blargggg!
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 20:25:00 GMT

I Still Know What You Did Last Night!

Ok ok.... so I had an alcohol soaked evening last night, nothing super duper exciting happened, but I had a wonderful time regardless.... so I thought this would be fun... let's recap what I dran...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 13:12:00 GMT