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Mike G.

About Me



Well, I'm big... not huge, just pretty damn big. If you live in a house that was built before the 1930's, there's a good chance that there's a doorway in that house that I might not be able to fit through comfortably.
I have bad sleeping habits... I tend to fall asleep before 9pm, only to wake up again at 3am. This is when I get shit done (sometimes)! I also head-butt women in my sleep and during sex... allegedly. I don't really remember either time.
I enjoy playing music... and with myself.
I dislike most people that refer to themselves in 3rd person.
I practice the art of cleaning up after Josh Hayes. I wanna see how long it takes for him to read this.
I despise rich people who have Buddha statues at the doorstep to their mansion.
I need to quit smoking... and myspace.

My Interests

MUSIC, FILM, THE OCEAN, THE UNIVERSE (because I'm all deep and shit), DOGS, PRIMATES, ASSORTED WILDLIFE, NINTENDO, SOCCER, SOCCER MOMS, MY FRIENDS.
note: Brian Newton told me to put down "WEED" as an interest a long time ago, told me to be true to myself.
I'd rather put down his mom.

I'd like to meet:


Your mom.

Music:

You know you don't care.

Movies:

Okay... I KNOW you don't care.

Television:

Animal Planet... I'm a sucker for romance.

Books:

I like books with pictures... books with chapters are cool too. I'm totally into learning and stuff.

Heroes:

CHEWBACCA