Condemns |
If you use sheepskin condoms, does that mean you’re into bestiality? You’re gross. Sheep-humper.
Posted by julie fontes on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:13:00 PST |
dag namit! |
I quit smoking twice a year.
My life is like walking up a down escalator or down an up escalator. Maybe like falling through the floor of an elevator and then climbing up the shaft on cab...
Posted by julie fontes on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:43:00 PST |
I haven’t blogged to you in so long |
Hi friends. I'm here on my bed again getting a neck cramp. Last night I went on Craigslist and browsed through the "missed connections." I was really disappointed to see that no stra...
Posted by julie fontes on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:01:00 PST |
Karli changes Misfits lyrics |
I got somethin to say
I kissed a kitten today.
Posted by julie fontes on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:29:00 PST |
fond memories of touching moments in time allotted for you to dial has been exceeded |
When I was with Josh, we had to get a new phone every couple of months because he was so retarded in his ability to channel his emotions. It was actually pretty hilatrious....
Posted by julie fontes on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:17:00 PST |
Happiness is |
being carded while trying to purchase a lighter...I'm so YOUTHFUL!!!
Oh, and here's a survey for you survey fans out there.
1. What color is your bra?-- Pink and Black.2. Do you ever lie about your a...
Posted by julie fontes on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST |
Stop the presses-this ones a doosy |
I sent this message to Kristin two and a half years ago. It's pretty good.
I went out to the Legion with Verdell on Wednesday night. Wednesday nights are always trouble for me- You know that. Tr...
Posted by julie fontes on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:25:00 PST |
A year ago... |
I've been peeping into my archives every now and then, just to see what I was up to in my previous lives. I think I might start writing more often just so I can go back in time in the futur...
Posted by julie fontes on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:04:00 PST |
It’s called I’ve created a monster. |
I've always been a firm believer in pacifism, especially when it comes to raising children. I spanked my daughter once when she was eighteen months because she had put herself in peril. After I ...
Posted by julie fontes on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:59:00 PST |
Check out this event: Jess & Carries Scary Party aka Thighfest 2007 |
Hosted By: Super Mario, Alice and Little Red Riding HoodWhen: Saturday Oct 27, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: The Humpdance Compound844 Stroube St.Oxnard/El Rio, California|5 93036United StatesDescription:Supe...
Posted by julie fontes on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:23:00 PST |
