Nick

You know when you're at a party or some social gathering and you see that dude sitting in the corner smoking or reading a magazine or, if you're at a bar, playing pool? And you say to yourself, "Self, that guy looks like he's not having much fun. Maybe he's just too cool for me. Maybe he's really deep and introspective and we can wax philosophical over fine wine. Maybe he's the most uncool person to walk the planet, but nobody has the heart to tell him to fuck off. Maybe he's done way too many crossword puzzles and his brain is completely fried." Well, that's me in the corner. Just look for long hair and a beard. But don't be afraid. I'm probably just stoned.