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La Califa.

come on baby, it's my birthday!

About Me

I lost touch with mother nature years ago, but we plan on having lunch next week. I also lost touch with myself... and once that happens, you tend to lose touch with reality; or you really see the world for what it is. I personally cannot figure out if my world has been turned inside out, or its clear for the first time.

My Interests

The world and its inhabitants. My first grade teacher once said, "A stranger is a friend you haven't made yet.," but now I think she's full of sh*t. When I was four I drew a picture of a vampire mouse for my father, and haven't stopped since; not drawing vampire mice, but drawing in general. I've always been fascinated with ancient Egyptian culture and marine biology.

I'd like to meet:

The rest of the world. Holler.

Music:

you're my daddy.

Movies:

Harry, you saucy minx, you.

Television:

I haven't turned on the tube in awhile, but I will always opt for a movie instead.

Books:

Stephen King, Zora Neale Hurston, Victor Villasenor, and the occasional Robert Bloche. Oh, and let me just say that Dr. Seuss was a genius. I'm currently reading 'Smashed' by Koren Zailckas, and Dream Dictionary by Tony Crisp.

Heroes:

Tofu. YOU GO GIRL.tttttttttttthis betch.

My Blog

Boo sauce on MONO.

I've been  fairly sick the past four days, and I assumed it was the flue until i woke up yesterday around 2:30p.m.My tonsils were so swollen I could barely breathe, let alone speak. i literally s...
Posted by La Califa. on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:10:00 PST

favorite quotes <333 (updated 2/25/07)

"p.s. i keep my best friends in my heart, and that means that you are in my blood."-hannah, the only true heartsome dude: hey babe, you like to get wet??whitney: man, what kind of pick up line was tha...
Posted by La Califa. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST