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About Me

Gays in the Military. Fat. Rock. Dah-dah. Mommy-milk. Bananas! Me live in cage. Is nice. Sometimes me bite. But NEVER when me suck mommy-milk. Someday my baby come. Someday. Me ballerina. Me like lezzie fun. Sometimes I boy. Bijou Boy. Sometimes I Porno Fairy. Always me love for you to come to Gays in the Military! Come!

My Interests

JAEL STRAUSS! thorazine sandwiches. cattle prods. rubbing poop on wall. nickel slots. nickel sluts. pooping. tit milk. pancacke boobs. like finding different and interesting ways to watch people cry. poop on wall. pregnant belly. Monkey training. More mommy-milk. More bananas. Peanuts good too. Bijou Theatre. Make baby. genital warts. my vd's. Gays in the Military!

I'd like to meet:

JAEL STRAUSS! Nice lovers. Lezbie friends. Mommies for to feed me their milk. gg coco. pigs. garbage. trolls.apes. people who are incontinent. greasy hung slugs. crawlers. roaches.sicks. stink like decay. rat breath. geriatratic. mental degenerates. socket faces. mouthpig fucks. drunken fat things. mumbling licking cavemen. fat hard on soaked with gummy chaw and bite marks. pissholes. flea infested garbage dumps. fleshy shit chewing rats. gross monsters.bloated pedophiles. flaccid wastecases. repulsive rimmers. pulsing mechaninical inserters. grand narcissists. People for to come see me w/ Gays in the Military! We come soon! You come too!

Music:

Gays in the Military. Whitehouse. The Erotic Predicament. Bloody Minded. Wolf Eyes. Lovely Little Girls. Billy Carter Band. Bobby Conn. Panicsville. Spires That in the Sunset Rise.16 Bitch Pile-Up. Dwarves. TaTu. Prussian Blue. GG. rockwell. blowlfly. the sound of breast milk boiling after me gets shoot with thorazine.

Movies:

Forbidden Zone. Showgirls. Bloodsucking Freaks. J'taime Moi Non Plus. Dr Butcher, M.D. (Medical Deviate). Cannibal Ferox. Cannibal Holocaust. Private Lessons. Taboo American Style Volume 3. Salo: 120 Days of Sodom. Clownhouse.

Television:

All. But ESPECIALLY America's Next Top Model wiff JAEL STRAUSS!

Books:

Mr. Skin's Skincyclopedia. Lil Princess. Read me: Meg at http://www.consumptionjunction.com, Selwyn Harris, Allan MacDonell, Josh Alan Friedman, randall phillip, daddy mcpaddey,

Heroes:

JAEL STRAUSS! JAEL STRAUSS! JAEL STRAUS! Daddy McBeardo. Mommies who feed me their milk. Lezzie friends. gg coco. pigs. garbage. trolls.apes. people who are incontinent. greasy hung slugs. crawlers. roaches.sicks. stink like decay. rat breath. geriatratic. mental degenerates. socket faces. mouthpig fucks. drunken fat things. mumbling licking cavemen. fat hard on soaked with gummy chaw and bite marks. pissholes. flea infested garbage dumps. fleshy shit chewing rats. gross monsters.bloated pedophiles. flaccid wastecases. repulsive rimmers. pulsing mechaninical inserters. grand narcissists. DADDY!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

UPDATE COMICON. MANGA IS DISGUSTING. ARTICLE I WROTE FOR CJ.

Oh my god... Manga is fucking gross!!!! I don't know how many of you dorks out there in CJ land are Manga fans, or even know what Manga is. Before writing this, I tried to make a venn diagram of Mang...
Posted by Scumbalina Scumbalina on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:03:00 PST

current update... at sandiego comicon. i'm still not dead. i can't sleep.

comicon is so funny. its really overwhelming. i met ernie hudson black ghostbuster and warden of oz yesterday. i guess jessica alba is wandering around. theres a bunch of nurces and policewomen with v...
Posted by Scumbalina Scumbalina on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:20:00 PST

MISSING TOOF REVISED.

Sorry I have not written lately. I'm really really sorry. I have been having domecile problems lately and i really want to go out because this guy he's driving .... and he keeps driving and driving ...
Posted by Scumbalina Scumbalina on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:33:00 PST

MISSING TOOF

Me am Chicago Reader SUPERSTAR!!

Reed it and SEEP:http://www.chicagoreader.com/features/stories/wayw/0706 08/
Posted by Scumbalina Scumbalina on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST

MY ADVERTISING CRITERIA

SPONSORED LINKS ON MY PAGE???? Current mood: GAY Category: GAY Quiz/SurveyThis was copied and pasted from my myspace page, which I guess all this advertisement is geared towards me. Read:Sponsored L...
Posted by Scumbalina Scumbalina on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:14:00 PST

The Three GREATEST Men

THE THREE GREATEST MENBy Lil Princess a.k.a. Meg a.k.a. ScumbalinaJosh Alan Friedman, super Jewwas the editor of Screwloved the open window peep showshe'd frequent the lowest of the lowwhat he loved w...
Posted by Scumbalina Scumbalina on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

April 18, 2007: A Day That Will Live in Skinfamy!

Do you know where you were when Kennedy was assassinated? Do you know where you were when you heard the bomb was dropped on Pearl Harbor? Do you know where you were on September the 11, 2001, when the...
Posted by Scumbalina Scumbalina on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:44:00 PST

Cum see me read @ Quimby's! Saturday! April 28! FREE! 7pm! FREE!

Dirty Words at Quimby's - April 28, 2007 - 7pmHUSTLER! SCREW! MR. SKIN! LIL PRINCESS! DIRTY WORDS!Don your trench coats and dark glasses and join us for authors Allan MacDonell and Josh Alan Friedman ...
Posted by Scumbalina Scumbalina on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

SECRET SEX TAPE, PIZZA BUNNY XXPOSED, DADDY'S LIL PRINCESS, HEIL ME, ETC...BLOGS, BLOGS, BLOBS.

Daddy's Lil Princess.Usually I always tell the truth and let everything out. My writing is like bad diarrhea. I try to write as honestly as possible and not leave anything "secret", but there is a sec...
Posted by Scumbalina Scumbalina on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:27:00 PST