We'd rather be out mugging youngsters...

We are a band of old chuffs from Kent and we are on a mission. We are of the opinion that even though some of us are over fifty years old, we can still make some noise! And we do!

If you don't like us, we don't care! If you do like us, more fool you!

We only do this to annoy our neighbours anyway and it's working so well that we thought that we'd annoy you too!

Following on from the sad departure of Bashir OK, we at Monster Cracking Shipper would like to welcome Captain Parnell to our fold. Bringing a wealth of musical experience with him plus the most unusual talent of maintaining a beard of bees, we hope that Captain Parnell will prove to be an asset to Monster Cracking Shipper.

We are MONSTER CRACKING SHIPPER!

Email us at : [email protected]