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William Gilmore Weber

Deuteronomy unto others...then split

About Me

I auditioned for "Beauty and the Geek" and didn't make it. So...YOU tell me. Oh yeah, I do some guitar playin' also... If'n anyones interested, check out my website at: williamweber.com ...and take a look at my studio: krakdhaus.com Get Your Own Voice Player Manage
You Are a Classic Martini
You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated.
You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted.

You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you!

Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?

My Interests

Aluminum guitars, German cars, dank bars, girls w/ scars, living like a czar, hardee-har-har...

I'd like to meet:

Fat Chicks in Party Hats

Music:

Illegal downloading is killing the music industry... keep up the good work!!

Movies:

Anything that shows the struggle for justice, equality and the plight of humans coming to terms with mortality...and lots of frontal nudity and guns!

Television:

I got a Mitsubishi 48" widescreen HD w/cable (DVR receiver and all the fixin's), picture in picture, 5.1 surround and a remote for each couch.

Books:

reading proof label's, trying to figure out my own handwriting on Bev Naps or the back of my hand, my pummeling credit report...and the ingredients in frozen vegetables.

Heroes:

Robert Quine (R.I.P.), Keith Levene, Tom Verlaine, Hubert Sumlin, Derek Bailey, Sonny Sharrock, E#, Waldorf and Statler

My Blog

*NEW* joke I made up!!!

Q. - How did Mark Foley misinterpret one of Bush's campaign slogansA. - He thought it was "No child's behind left"
Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:22:00 PST

so... so bad...

the stereotype that super models lack intelligence could not be more prevalent as in the case of Heidi Klum... seems she went out "clubbing" and wound up with a "baby seal"!
Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:16:00 PST

my latest bad joke...

Q. Why did the ghost get kicked outta the bar?A. 'cause he was 3 sheets to the wind....Thank you, thank you.....
Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:52:00 PST

New joke I made up

Q. Whats worse than losing a minor in a cave in? A. Losing one at the Neverland Ranch.
Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:21:00 PST

check out the "subservient chicken"

submit your request at: http://www.subservientchicken.com/
Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Favorite new joke 3

made this up the other day at happy hour Q: What was Terri Schiavo's last meal? A: Tubesteak
Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Favorite new joke #2

2 penguins are taking a bath. One asks the other "hey... pass the soap" The other replies "what do I look like... a TOASTER?"
Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new favorite joke #1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side to laugh at Jesus on the cross!
Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST