Nine Mean Things To Say While Making Love In The Back Seat |
Nine Mean Things To Say While Making Love In The Back Seat
Whoever said objects in the rearview mirror are larger than they appear should be shot.
Take your stick shift out of neutral before I put m...
Posted by Shayne Michael on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:04:00 PST |
4 Days Remain |
Next Thursday - The Chocolate Factory Opens It Doors
In four days, eleven hours & thirteen minutes
Shayne-Michael.COM will feature a huge update for comedians. I am currently writing the last arti...
Posted by Shayne Michael on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:56:00 PST |
Eight Ironic Comments Coming From A Rodeo Clown |
Eight Ironic Comments Coming From A Rodeo Clown
As it turns out holding onto the other end of the lasso was a really bad idea.
I just wanted a job that didn't involve any bull.
This job just seemed...
Posted by Shayne Michael on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:06:00 PST |
What Kind Of Impact Will Your Art Have? |
What Kind Of Impact Will Your Art Have? Draft Four
Most of the articles I'm writing are being saved for a Feb 14th release. For some reason, with this article I really didn't want to wait.
On Decem...
Posted by Shayne Michael on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:56:00 PST |
Signs You Shouldnt Let Your Auto Mechanic Touch Your Car |
Signs You Shouldn't Let Your Auto Mechanic Touch Your Car
He keeps asking if you converted the engine to take unleaded fuel.
There's a chalk outline of a pickup truck in the waiting room.
While rot...
Posted by Shayne Michael on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:53:00 PST |
How To Call In Sick |
How To Call In Sick
Look sir, I'm pretty sure I have the Black Plague. I'd come in, but the locusts would probably follow me to work.
Maybe I can work through this, is Leprosy a contagious dis...
Posted by Shayne Michael on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:13:00 PST |
Bad Things To Put On A Job Resume |
Bad Things To Put On A Job Resume
Objective: To be a horse whisperer or a rodeo clown.
Professional skills: Corporate sabotage.
Technical Skills: Sometimes I sexually harass myself.
Reason for lea...
Posted by Shayne Michael on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST |
Chocolate Factory Press Release |
Happy February Everyone!
The Chocolate Factory Opens: In Less Than 10 Days
I'm your tour guide, comedian and webmaster Shayne Michael.
Q: What will the Chocolate Factory include?
A: Some of what you ...
Posted by Shayne Michael on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:54:00 PST |
How To Get Kicked Out Of Petco |
How To Get Kicked Out Of Petco
Which type of Toy Poodle is the best to star in a gay porn?
Actually I don't care if it can talk; I just want feathers for my pillow.
So you're saying the choke chain...
Posted by Shayne Michael on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:43:00 PST |
Chocolate Factory Preview: The Top 100 Comedians Of All Time On Comedy |
The Top 100 Comedians Of All Time On Comedy - Show All Articles
By Shayne Michael on February, 2008
The Top 100 Comedians Of All Time On Comedy Draft Five
At one time Johnny Carson said, never co...
Posted by Shayne Michael on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:51:00 PST |
