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Mz. BalderJones

Monday-Funday

About Me

One Sunday I shaved my head to support a great cause. Friends and family donated their hard-earned dollars to help find a cure for childhood cancers. I am still reeling from the feeling. You can check it all out at https://www.stbaldricks.org/get_involved/donate.html?Partici pantKey=2008-40870. Read the stories, check the facts, maybe donate some of your dollars.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / St patricks day

My Interests

soup flip-flops shiny glass objects making Adam Andrews turn red coyotes vs. crows that place where the chin meets the neck elephants because they like music and they like to dance that place where the chin meets the neck dirt and leaves and bricks

I'd like to meet:

people who get excited about changing small things that lead to big things

Music:

dance party, my kitchen, 2 am.....I'll make the soup and pour the drinks.....you sit there and look pretty"I go out on friday night, and I come home on saturday morning................."I'll never be like you. Nouvelle Vague. Morphine. Aerosmith. Johnny Cash. June Carter. Tom Petty. John Prine. Heuy Lewis and the News. Jack Johnson. Norah Jones. G Love and Special Sauce. Waylon Jennings. The Cars. Willie Nelson. The Slackers. Janice. Jimmy. Aretha. Nina. Hank Sr. The Doors. The GoGos. Patsy Cline. Simon and Garfunkel. The Rolling Stones. Kris Kristofferson. Jim Croce. Steve Miller Band. Ray Charles. Frank Sinatra. Stevie Wonder. Ella Fitzgerald. Miles Davis. Louis Armstrong. Liz Phair. Cat Power. Bennie Smith. Joni Mitchell. The Clash. Cake. Junior Brown!People I know who aren't dorks like me: Angela Ueber. The Outlaw Family Band. The Round-Ups. Jupiter Jazz. The Bottoms Up Blues Gang. RIP Bennie Smith...I'll love you forever.

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Two For the Road, Charade....anything starring Audrey. Almost Famous. Muppets From Space. Super Troopers. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Michael Moore's greatest hits. Super Size Me. 50 First Dates. Billy Madison. The Wedding Singer. The Shinning. Life is Beautiful. 28 Days Later.

Television:

wish I could stop

Books:

The ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY school of learning: Tom Robbins wrote the gospel according to all frog kissers. Stephen King is my escape from reality. Inga Muscio wrote the one book that all women must read and all men should read...but you won't like the title, Cunt....yep, that's what I said, the name of the book is Cunt (can I even post that word?). John Irving is who I read when I feel like crying. Dr. Suess told me about All the Places You Will Go. Flannery O'Connor is my long lost sister. Johnny Cash's autobiography is the best thing I've read lately. And William S. Borroughs can bite me because I just can't get through Naked Lunch.

Heroes:

you and me and everyone else

My Blog

Jesus Was a Capricorn

Those of you who know me well, have been in my living room, have beat me at my own game (jumpin monkeys), or rode in my dirty subaru are well aware of the fact that I love Kris Kristofferson.  If...
Posted by Mz. BalderJones on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST

What the fuck is a Zwinkie?

Have you seen these? These Zwinkies? Is it that bad? Now we all need our own personal cyber-cartoon image? If you are that fucking bored or lonely, come over to my house and I will give you someth...
Posted by Mz. BalderJones on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:01:00 PST

my weedend

weeds....beer....weeds and leaves...beer....home depot....weeds....dirt...shovel....wheel barrel...flowers....dirt............round-ups....sleep.....m ovie in bed....ooops forgot doogy training.....poo...
Posted by Mz. BalderJones on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:19:00 PST

Two chicks and some bricks.....

Have you ever had a friend who will help you pull up every brick in your patio, one by one, pull out the weeds and put them back down again?  No? Well, I have one. Sarah Bircham is an angel!...
Posted by Mz. BalderJones on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:45:00 PST

Best Road Trip Buddy Ever....

Yeah, Andrew, I knew you would read this one.  Thanks again for driving me to Kansas!  But don't tell Joe G. that I said you were the best road trip buddy ever, because then you two would h...
Posted by Mz. BalderJones on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:51:00 PST

Andrew....

....this one's for you.  Until last night, it did not occur to me that people can be sneaky like you, actually reading my blogs and processing the information without ever letting me know. ...
Posted by Mz. BalderJones on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 11:44:00 PST

pitty party

I'm throwing myself a pitty party (and no, I'm not sure how you spell "pitty"), but I don't really care at this point.  A mean old boy ripped my heart out through my throat last night a...
Posted by Mz. BalderJones on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:01:00 PST

The Dear Joe Letter 2

Dear Joe G.  You suck. I bumped you again but you will never know because you don't even pay attention to my space. Love, Sarah Jones   ps.  Good thing we still hang out in real life, ...
Posted by Mz. BalderJones on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:28:00 PST

The Dear Joe Letter....

Dear Joe G. Please notice that I have put you in my number one friend spot.  You should know that this is a very demanding job, being my number one myspace friend.  You are now responsible f...
Posted by Mz. BalderJones on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:07:00 PST

aliens

I don't particularly care for the Aliens running across my screen.  I don't want to destroy aliens.  I don't want to squish spiders.  There are no free boxes.  There are no free ip...
Posted by Mz. BalderJones on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:21:00 PST