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Gods Voice

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Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Backgrounds at MySpace Toolbox ! .. .. ............................................................ ............................Well what do I say without getting too far up my own ass,I'm omni-present known to some as Yahweh,Adonai,Elohim,El Elyon,Yahweh Raah and El Olam to mention a few,but for now lets keep it simple..God is fine(and so much easier to spell than them fucking Hebrew names)..so formalities out of the way,I'm all-seeing(which can piss you off when you're trying to watch The OC and trying to keep an eye on fucking sinners).I'm all-loving(again that can be a pisser when you're in a serious relationship and I have to tell her that because I'm God I love all women equally,I've had my face slapped more times than Politicians ass in a brothel),I'm everywhere,all seeing, which has it's perks,I get to see the Olson twins taking showers(Damn them girls are fine)..and Charlize Theron and Jessica Alba naked,to name a few..But basically as a job the hours are fucking terrible and just getting one "day of rest" a week just sucks,especially as there's never anything good on the freakin' Tv on Sundays except shitty religious programmes,I really need to re-negotiate the day off I get.But people..BEWARE.. I am watching you..oh and as the creator of the world and all living things I refuse to take responsibility for The Bush Family(they're retarded,inbred freaks of nature and war mongering megalomaniacs).Saying that..I want to wish peace and love to all mankind..and womankind you can contact me on 0046709-41494*(thats only gonna take some genius 10 attempts to work out and get my number)
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My Interests


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...........Making things,you could say I'm a creator(did I really create fucking maggots!!,I hate fucking maggots)..fucking,so you could say I'm a Procreator too.. And Necastle United

I'd like to meet:

People who need me or believe they no longer need me.. Epileptic Frogs,Nyphomaniac Mermaids,Parrots with Tourettes syndrome,an 18ft tall Eastern European woman with a stutter,female billionaire sex addicts.... ..And of course.....

Music:

Anything but that fuckin depressive Country Music..Godflesh.. Death Angel.. Carcass.. Obituary.. Bathory.. Sodom.. Napalm Death.. Emperor.. Celtic Frost.. Necrophagia.. Deathstars.. Arch Enemy.. Opeth.. In Flames.. Children of Bodom.. Cannibal Corpse.. Death.. Entombed.. Behemoth.. III Nino.. Lamb Of God.. Orphaned Land.. Mushroomhead.. ..

Movies:


SatanSpace.com - Evil, Satanic, and Horror picturesFilms by..Clive Barker..Roman Polanski..Hammer Horrors..Comedies by Abrahams,Zucker & Zucker,The Wayan Brothers..Twisted Nerve..Exorcist..Scum...Anger Management..Fucking Åmål..

Television:

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Scrubs..Coupling(UK)..My Family..Two and a Half Men..Johnathan Creek..CSI(All)..Day Break..Smith..Podge & Rodge..QI..Have I Got News For You..Two and a Half Men..Bones..Day Break

Books:

Scriptures and anything by Jack Kerouac..John Steinbeck..Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn..Stephen King or Alaister Crowley..oh and The Bible was quite a good read,bit long and lousy ending,for anyone who has'nt read it....he dies in the end!!!.....

Heroes:

Elizabeth Bathory.....Marquis De Sade.....Vlad the Impaler......Gengis Khan....Pablo Escobar..Constantine...better put Jesus or he'll not forgive me!!....
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My Blog

The Intrepid Adventurer Gods Voice

So I am back in Munich.Germany with a freshly broken wrist that needs to have surgery done on it,lucky fucking me,if it was'nt for bad luck I would have no luck at all..the worse thing is it will...
Posted by Gods Voice on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:13:00 PST

All In All Im Just Another Prick Who Bought The Wall..

Ok so I was bored today and decided to look at sites and their top 10 albums of all time...I stumbled across one American site which was linked to some radio station...now as most of you already know ...
Posted by Gods Voice on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:48:00 PST

Elvis was no friend of mine

Check out this video: Elvis Presley - In The Ghetto Add to My Profile | More Videos     My Elvis Anti - Tribute song to In The Ghetto As the food friesOn a cold and grey Memphis...
Posted by Gods Voice on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:11:00 PST

The wurst of them sour Krauts..Part 1

So I am back from my latest excursion to the fair city of Munich and the reknown Octoberfest a beer drinkers paradise...now I had my share of fun but all preconceptions of German people were defi...
Posted by Gods Voice on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:18:00 PST

From Bad To Oh Fuck NO!!

Why oh why is it always the shitty groups that reform,Take That have recently done so much to my dismay,they were shit the first time around,what makes then think they will be any better this time,if ...
Posted by Gods Voice on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:52:00 PST

Under Attack...Again

Ok..here we go again...I posted a comment in reply to a bigoted comment by TCOOO on http://www.myspace.com/sardog609   profile belonging to Tall,Dark and Complicated...it was a scathing atta...
Posted by Gods Voice on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:27:00 PST

Food For Thought

I'm sick of people bleating on about food alergies..it's getting so bad now you even see people in the supermarkets reading labels!!!..the world's gone mad I picked up a bag of peanuts the other days ...
Posted by Gods Voice on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:51:00 PST

The Fragmented Ramblings Of A Removed Soul

If little girls are made of sugar and spice...then how come thet smell of tuna fish!!!...Aparently I thought I was smart,I had plans to hold up a bank in Israel armed with nothing more than 5 rashers ...
Posted by Gods Voice on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:16:00 PST

The Trouble With Travel

I am contemplating my next bold move..I say bold because my bolts for the freedom to some far off exotic places have ended in more problems than a coal miner doing a house swapping holiday w...
Posted by Gods Voice on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST

5.0 is not their nickname,it's their IQ

Watching the UK news on BBC Prime it always amazes me how stupid the British Police are,when someone goes missing by suspected foul play you have some boyfriend or relative sitting their at the press ...
Posted by Gods Voice on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:09:00 PST