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About Me

I like me, and you should too. But I hate you...

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I'd like to meet:

Nobody.

My Blog

Maybe People Don’t Like Me or Something.

Seriously, do you guys fucking like me or not? I'm starting to wonder. I've been on a few profiles today that made me question the sincerity of your friendship. I see on Shirtless John's Page, th...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:58:00 GMT

I think theres only 10 words in this blog. *UPDATED again to a whole 20 words*

I got an e-mail from a guy and he told me he was "slanging ink" I'm too impatient to wait for his reply, so someone tell me what the fuck "slanging ink" is. I'm apparently not ghetto enough to underst...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 21:26:00 GMT

Some Incredibly Edible Facts about Me!!

So, I was wading through my old messages and deleting old crap, when I noticed two unread messages. One of them came from my good friend StormChaser and stated... "TAG - You're it"  The...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 20:39:00 GMT

Uhmmm...

I'm on Google.com and this is the image that greets me.     Can someone tell me what the fuck those things are behind Google? I'm thinking they might be fancy rectal thermometers.
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:19:00 GMT

I have proof that God doesnt exist!!! **Not a new blog. Just fixing the picture**

If God really existed, would he really have created this...       I think not. Debate over. Feel free to thank me.  
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:17:00 GMT

I love The Girl Next Door

Boobs back on display for all the pervs who come back everyday to see them. Sorry I deleted the picture. It was accidental.   Back, by popular demand! Well, not really. More of a single request f...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:14:00 GMT

My ideal man.

I know that many of you out there are eager to jump in bed with me. I do realize I am irresistable so I'll let everyone in on what kind of guy I am looking for. This way, I am saved the trouble of rej...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:50:00 GMT

OLIVER!

Okay, there's no boobs in this blog. Sorry if I disappoint... So, a few months ago I learned a lesson in parenting. See, my son absolutely worships Superman. I, being the dumb parent I am, buy him a D...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:44:00 GMT

Just so everyone knows...

I'm not dead. I just got sick of being on MySpace 5 hours a day. Does this mean I'm back? No. I'm remaining on my MySpace vacation for awhile. In fact, I have been avoiding the Internet completel...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 23:00:00 GMT

Just Sharing...

I was browsing around the top blog section, reading a blog here and there, and came across this lady in somebodies comment section...  Click! She reminded me of the very first guy to ever hit on ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:37:00 GMT