michelle

on rainy days i like to sling paint onto things and call it art. sometimes people give me money for this. that's cool. when the sun shines i stand on street corners in crowded cities just so i can watch the people walking by. sometimes people watch me back. that's cool too. i don't really do much for fun but generally i'm having a good time despite myself. that's good fortune. go figure...i have no money, i drive a 41 year old car, i can't carry a tune, and i can't dance...i'm kinda goofy looking, somewhat clumsy and my mouth and brain have been known to work independently of each other at the absolute worst moments. i have a book that lists some of my negative astrological traits as verbosity, immorality, shamelessness, revolutionary, hm...doesn't sound too bad to me. sure sounds better than obsessive, pedantic, dilentente. see, things could be worse. but what do I know? and if I knew would it really matter anyway? i have no sense of humor, and can't tell a joke at all - deadpan delivery, no timing...i have too many unfinished tattoos (advice 101: if yer girlfiend's a tattoo artist make sure she finishes yer tattoos before ya'll break-up), unruly hair, piercings, a silly dog, no shame, too much pride, high standards, low expectations, a misspent youth, a sordid past and a bad attitude! woo-hoo!