boxes. tadpoles. sleeping with the tv on. printing techniques. brits. pilots. british pilots. marsupials. spodee-o-dees. straight lines. movie theaters. the numbers 2 and 7. neologism. fonts. irony. men with names like wentworth. el lissitzky and russian constructivism. merz. k schwitters. dadaism. paper. photography. the man in black. some divorcees. movie sound bites. my records. needles that aren't hypodermic. ink. the one that got away. the secret life of bob saget. mos def. membering. adam ant. boys named bob skilled in the art of switchstance. getting to know you and then blowing you off eventually. hoodies. ice cold beer in the afternoon. brunch. bloody marys on sundays instead of church. the gravitational pull back to charleston. movie trailers. spending fridays at the gomart in clay. twenty more one mores. isaac brock. dreams of christopher. drivers ed for all residents of prague. missing pieces. ideas @ veer. coincidences. bread + chips + hot sauce. going back in time. crossword puzzles. judaism. stars. frank sinatra. ALL ACCESS PASSES. stitch. chicks who don't call. candidness. beauty in ugliness. pretending "to be a dumb fucker that does dumb shit to my friends"... and those, my friend, are famous last words.
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WHO I'D LIKE NOT TO MEET
take a look at your friend list before you think of adding me. if it is full of porn star wannabes, tits, crotch shots and straight up myspace hookers, don't even think for a minute i'd be interested in "chatting". i ain't your girl and unless you've relish in rejection don't bother. sorry fuckos but the acronym MILF is not a compliment. i'm simple. i'm turned on by good grammar and complete sentences. "dam baby ur hot" is neither, but thanks. i suppose that's enough for this rant, nice not to have met you.
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modest mouse. ween. beck. jonathan richman. flaming lips. outkast. despistado. the pixies. tom waits. johnny cash. brand nubian. ice cube. clap your hands say yeah. adam ant. ELO. elvis costello. the roots. rancid. rakim. band of horses. the box set of dinner music kiah found in our dumpster. the pie tasters. talking heads/david byrne. hot water music. mike skinner. cat stevens. tribe called quest. jurassic 5. toy dolls. ramones. the smiths/morrissey. the clash. i love soundtracks... and there's absolutely nothing like stealing an apartment for the weekend with the guys that used to be johnny socko.
true romance. stranger than fiction. lost in translation. brick. everything is illuminated. o brother where art thou?. the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. the constant gardener. the princess bride. annie. mr mom. the station agent. the aristocrats. garden state. inside man. green street hooligans. will ferrell movies in general. transamerica. my life without me. urban cowboy. annie hall. beautiful girls. juice. goodfellas. love actually. about a boy. europa europa. snatch. laurel canyon. walk the line. high society. foul play. cannonball run. the electric horseman. sixteen candles. seems like old times. pulp fiction. big. plunket and macleane. the nightmare before christmas. what about bob. raging bull. 8 1/2. fight club. modern problems. forrest gump. holiday inn. the gay divorcee. his girl friday. bringing up baby. top hat. magnolia. the last american virgin. all wes anderson, christopher guest and alfred hitchcock movies...
magnum p.i., rescue me, my name is earl, the office, the simpsons, the daily show, grey's anatomy, it's always sunny in philadelphia, scrubs, prison break, all those vh1 shows, dammit and now it's quite apparent to me i watch entirely too much tv because i could keep going and going and i don't even have "real" cable... worthlessness.
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD. in me own words, the autobiography of bigfoot. mix tape; the art of cassette culture. the giving tree. the poisonwood bible. the fuckup. i know this much is true. anything by james elroy.
and ron elswick, aneessa (the good one) elswick miller, michael bierut, alabama worley, johnny marr, grizzly adams, gilda radner, josephine cochrane, philo farnsworth, vladdimir k. zworykin, earl tupper and paul miller...