PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i drive a bitchin' camaro. that's right, i said bitchin'.

I MAKE POOR DECISIONS and GREAT MISTAKES.

i curse a lot. i work hard. i'm rubber and you're glue. believe it. i talk to myself, out loud, whenever i'm alone. it's a habit that has gotten me into trouble repeatedly since i was 14. i have yet to learn my lesson even once. i hate talking about politics. i'm a funny motherfucker, or at least that's what i've been told. if my car breaks down, trust that i'll be the one fixing it. if your car breaks down and you're lucky, i'll be the one fixing it as well. if i can't fix it, my brother can. 90% of what i've learned in the past year was taught to me by google. it takes a lot to make me angry. it would take even more for me to forgive you. i'm not trying to be a bitch. i'm just telling the truth.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WORTH MEETING

let me revise that: SOMEONE WORTH MEETING WHO'S GREAT IN BED

i figured i'd just be honest about that right off the bat

sweater vests and the people who will wear them with me

girls who will A. dance topless and B. are interested in joining my snakepit of lesbians

baby jesus, so i can apologize for making him cry for all these years.

people who lack fear and foresight at the same time.

people willing to do silly, possibly dangerous things while documenting these experiences with a digital camera.

fun, energetic people with sharp minds, dry wit, a love of life that's cynical and realistic and not too much to handle. you know, just someone to help me make sense of it all

people who drink heavily, then say, "hey, take a picture of THIS!"

MY FREAKIN PARTNER IN CRIME. and let me tell you something, i've been looking for that bitch for A VERY LONG TIME, and as of today there's me and there's crime... and NO partner anywhere in sight. what's up with that? and you know what else? once i took out an ad in the personals (online personals, but whateves) that said i was looking for trouble. i also asked everyone reading the ad to tell trouble to call if they saw her. guess what? i received NOT ONE FREAKIN CALL! apparently trouble doesn't live around here. personally, i find that VERY hard to believe...

AND I WANT TO KEEP MEETING COOL MOFO'S LIKE THESE ONES!!! THANKS, GUYS!

My Blog

check it

update: september-marchbeen off the myspace for a while, so here's a brief synopsis of what i've been up to.i think i said this already, but i moved. to decatur. ken moved too, but to philly. saw ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:17:00 GMT

emo city

the day after i told her, whispering, in the dark that i was numb to this, you made a liar out of me. the full spectrum hit me broadside so damn fast, left me picking up wreckage. i'm try...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:27:00 GMT

i stole this from t-fool...

but i don't think she'll mind if i pass it along to all of you. good stuff. .. and just think, that old man she's running with has had cancer what, seven times? so the chances th...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:02:00 GMT

but will they throw candy? or perhaps many-sided dice and condoms?

i just read that the Dragon Con parade is at 10 a.m. tomorrow morning. or, as i like to call it, the Virgin Convention parade is at 10 a.m. (no offence intended to any dragon cons or ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:57:00 GMT

there’s like a lot of things i could say

there's like a lot of things i could say. but i don't. and i won't, see, cause you're so loud you're deafening. and i'd rather not even try to talk over you. it's pointless wh...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:50:00 GMT

random

ever wonder who your real friends are? yeah, i do too.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:27:00 GMT

it’s really not ok

so she asked me the other day if i was mad at her. for hanging out with my "ex", aka: the girl i was with before the current girl came along. my answer? of course i'm not. ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:16:00 GMT

prisoner of war

ask me where i've been i tell you all the same thing i've perfected this form of communicating without saying much of anything i'm laying low i'm sitting motionless in front of you i'm in pl...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:17:00 GMT

because i have to be

i asked someone recently if they were ok. to which they replied, "yes, i'm ok. i have to be." i thought about that a lot today. i wondered if they had to be because no one else was, ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:58:00 GMT

i don’t see you, but i know you’re there

i have this feeling... that i'm being watched. on myspace. and to some extent, i know it's true, because every time i go out, someone i've never seen in my life comes up to me and says, "h...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:20:00 GMT