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About Me

I'm all in.
I am not meant for an easy life.
I ask no quarter.
I am true to myself... whatever myself happens to be at the moment.
I am torn between saving the human species or destroying it.
I struggle to understand simple things.
I value sleep over everything else.
I lose my grip on reality the more I learn and evolve.
I apparently think and talk backwards sometimes.
I think rules are for stupid people.
I miss love despise California Los Angeles.
I expect to die before I'm 35.
I enjoy practicing telepathy any chance I get.
I eat pizza almost every day.
I will likely never respect you.
I would like to write a book, kill myself, and start life over again, with my book to guide me this time around, instead of the bible.
I am not really crazy.
I am always changing.
I have eradicated most need for a foundation.
I feel safe underground and underwater.
I strive to never tell a joke or quip more than once.
I will be the most provocative stand-up comic ever.
I am a warrior.
I am very easy to please. All that is required is the ability to talk well, and an ass.
I am the perfect boyfriend: loyal, romantic, strong, sensitive, honest, funny, and caring. My only flaw is that I have a schitzophrenic alter ego who is a jealous girl that is a cannibal and has AIDS.
I know enough to know that I know next to nothing.
I have a superhero/martyr complex.
I could do more with passion in my heart than a million dollars in my bank account.
I am an indigo child.

My Interests

Thinking, writing, telling stories, learning, growing, teaching, advising, solving problems, sleeping, feeding my hockey addiction, having deep conversations, laughing, imagining, stand-up comedy, poker, and eating pizza.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Tool, Ether, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Fear Factory, Opeth, Soilwork, Porcupine Tree, Rage Against The Machine, Susperia, Evanescence, Stolen Babies, Lacuna Coil, x-eightysix, Deftones, Canibus, Tupac, Zwan, Sepultura, Velvet Acid Christ, Vast, Clawfinger, Hatebreed, Homesick For Space, Ministry, Pantera, Offspring (a guilty pleasure), The Strings Quartet, Led Zeppelin, Therion, Mythmaker, and Pink Floyd.

Movies:

Hero, Waking Life, "Planes, Trains, & Automobiles", Oldboy, Good Will Hunting, The Boondock Saints, Heat, Finding Forrester, Magnolia, The Punisher, Old School, Happy Gilmore, "Me, Myself & Irene", The Dreamers, Devil's Advocate, Memento, The Usual Suspects, American Psycho, Kill Bill, Mystic River, Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, Gladiator, The Wedding Singer, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Life As A House, American Beauty, Sin City, Traffic, Ichi The Killer, Bowling For Columbine, 8mm, Six String Samurai, A Way Of Life, Battle Royale, Loose Change...

Television:

TV = imagination death. Don't watch the news. Observe for yourself.

Books:

Defending Sacred Ground by Alex Collier. One of the few things in decades to keep my attention for more than 10 minutes. Margins of Reality: The Role of Consciousness in the Physical World is another good one.

Heroes:

My grandfather, Mark Twain, myself, Geoff (for nailing Kriistal and becoming a legend in the eyes of all who've ever been brotherized) and my friend Sara: For having a great ass, but even more for getting pregnant three four five times and somehow managing to come out of it all kid-free. Simply amazing. Bill Hicks: For having the gall to speak his mind openly and never selling out. George Carlin: For telling the truth, and for being a transcending individual, expressing the bizarre and heavy in such a manner that it gets over with even the most common people. Annnd.. Andy Dick, for having the nerve to feel up Pamela Anderson and make her nipples shoot at the hubble telescope.

My Blog

An idea for a TV show

I was watching tv and stumbled upon something that amazed me. On espn, they were showing professional arm wrestling. They had knowledgeable announcers, a crowd watching, interviews with the main 'supe...
Posted by Resident Dark Matter on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:46:00 PST

Live a life less ordinary, ...

Ironic armaggeddon is upon us, meatsacks and deuchebags. This past month has been full of things I understand less and less, the more often they occur. Math really is the language of the universe it s...
Posted by Resident Dark Matter on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:22:00 PST

New Years Resolution

I guess DaVinci fucked guys cuz he was too ahead of his time for women comprehend his mind. Looking at the world now, it still might not be his time. I can't bring myself to bang a dude. Yuck. Apparen...
Posted by Resident Dark Matter on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:27:00 PST

Brain sex

I love reading new perspectives (or myths, whatever) about the universe and human capabilities. Today, I spreaded my mind-hole to http://thiaoouba.com/index.html and damn was it good. I haven't even g...
Posted by Resident Dark Matter on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:29:00 PST

This life is boring

When I was younger and far more depressed, I'd often daydream about becoming seriously injured and laid up in the hospital for months... and wondering who would be there for me in that kind of scenari...
Posted by Resident Dark Matter on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:51:00 PST

Without migration, you’re cattle.

As I write this entry, instead of just calling somebody, it continues to amaze me at how we've deconstructed our culture in southern california, from poorly communicating to not communicating at all. ...
Posted by Resident Dark Matter on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

Evil

This is an incomplete list of things in life that are, of, or filled with evil.MeYouAnd you...And you.......DoctorsLawyersPoliticiansPeople who votePeople who pay more than just liability on their car...
Posted by Resident Dark Matter on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:26:00 PST

My comedy show

A terrific night. Big thanks to all my friends who came to support me. I felt the love. Twenty of you! I was told to bring five... and I got twenty. That's a good fucking feeling. A guy came up to me ...
Posted by Resident Dark Matter on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:33:00 PST

Ren Faire 2006

A great time. I will be taking future dates to this sort of thing... and then shanghaiing their chastity once the festivities have concluded.View Pictures Here...
Posted by Resident Dark Matter on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST

mouse and me

Panny171: you actually look a lot like another friend of mine... her name is ArielPanny171: you look like the armenian version of her and she looks like the mexican version of youPanny171: if you two ...
Posted by Resident Dark Matter on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:57:00 PST