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carol ann

fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night...

About Me



I am currently training for AIDS/Lifecycle 7, a 7-day, 545-mile charity cycling event from San Francisco to Los Angeles. Track my progress and read about my mishaps and misadventures here: MY LIFECYCLE HOMEPAGE .

The crude outline:

Quiet. Curious. Ambidextrous. Sagittarius~Dragon. INTP. (too) Honest. Sometimes invisible.

The fairly accurate, though admittedly generic, quiz-result-archetype:

You're a Granola Dyke!
You're pretty into politics and you've got the
vegan (or at least vegetarian) thing going
on...maybe. You're often perceived as nerdy,
but you don't care. You're
probably an independent culture loving feminist
and this shows through what you read, watch,
wear, buy, eat, and listen to. You're the new
grrrl for the 21st century, baby!

Which Lesbian Stereotype Are You?

My Interests

Live music, dancing, hiking, yoga, hollywood farmer's market, the desert, hot springs, the desert hot springs, Derby girls, public libraries, private libraries, hotel bars, npr, netflix, photography, collaging, performance art, static art, cycling, traveling, learning.

I'd like to meet:

Risk-takers, rule-breakers, merry-makers, booty-shakers. Truth-seekers. Desert rats and Ex-pats. Derby Queens. Magazine Moguls. Existential Detectives willing to work for food.

Music:

KCRW, Cat Power, Seu Jorge, Persephone's Bees, The Decemberists, The Shins, The Magic Numbers, The Good the Bad & the Queen, TV on the Radio, Arcade Fire, Wilco, Jose Gonzalez, Ray Lamontagne, Brazilian Girls, Nouvelle Vague, Juana Molina, Calexico, Damien Rice, Nina Simone, Dinah Washington, PJ Harvey, Patti Smith, Marianne Faithfull, Erykah Badu, Pink Martini, Neil Young, Jeff Buckley, Radiohead, Beck, Nick Drake, Van Morrison, Joan Armatrading, Fela Kuti, Antibalas, Quantic, Buena Vista Social Club, Herbie Hancock, Bob Marley, Thievery Corporation, Portishead, St Germaine, Massive Attack, Air, Zero 7, Mercury Program

Movies:

Mad Hot Ballroom, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Annie Hall, Harold and Maude, Destino, City of God, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, American Beauty, Kung Fu Hustle, Moulin Rouge, Waking Life, The Graduate, Run Lola Run, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Showgirls, Secretary, Bound, Dazed and Confused, Dirty Dancing, Risky Business, Sound of Music, Funny Girl, Sweet and Lowdown, Elizabeth, Talk to Her, Waiting for Guffman. Films of: Pedro Almodovar, Spike Jonze, Coen Bros., Kubrick, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Kevin Smith, Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Deepa Mehta, Alejandro González Iñárritu, documentaries...foreign...independant...blah, blah, blah...

Television:

Man...f*ck that sh*t.

Books:

The Dictionary, Wikipedia, graphic novels, cookbooks, short story collections; Counter Intelligence: Where to Eat in the Real L.A., I Lucifer, Like Being Killed, Terminal Velocity, Lolita, Slaughterhouse Five, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, On the Road, Been Down So Long it Looks Like Up to Me, The Well of Loneliness, Stone Butch Blues, Flaming Iguanas, Godspeed, Tipping the Velvet, The Diary of a Teenage Girl, Craig Thompson's "Blankets", Feast of Love, The Other, Secret History, Rent Girl, Small Favors, Savage Love. Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Ayn Rand, Alice Walker, Margaret Atwood, Tom Robbins, David Sedaris, E.M. Forester, Michelle Tea, Aimee Bender, Amber Gayle.

Heroes:

My Grandfather for his unconditional kindness and generosity of spirit. My Grandmother for her fierce independence and razor-sharp wit. Thank you for all you've taught me.

My Blog

this thing called blog.

For all y'all who like reading blogs...check out my lifecycle blog, featuring progress reports on my AIDS/Lifecycle training, recipes, links, anecdotes, and more! Hope you enjoy!...
Posted by carol ann on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:04:00 PST

Check out this event: Booze, Babes, and Baked Goods!!!

Hosted By: ShotgunWhen: Wednesday Dec 12, 2007 at 10:30 PMWhere: The Eagle4219 Santa Monica Blvd. (at Hoover)Silverlake, CA 90029United StatesDescription:Shotgun Click Here To View Event...
Posted by carol ann on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:56:00 PST

she pretty much gets it right

This song sticks with me.TAKE ME HOMEJohnette NapolitanoPick up the phone I know you're thereIt's almost closing time& we can toss down one more shotbefore last callare you ok?I swear to GodI gotta ge...
Posted by carol ann on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:08:00 PST

visual dna

Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™...
Posted by carol ann on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

AIDS LIFECYCLE

AIDS/LIFECYCLE 6I am volunteering to support peopleriding their bikes from San Francisco toLos Angeles June 3-9, 2007I have been passionate about the fight against AIDS for a long time. Though it has...
Posted by carol ann on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST

Is your baby gay? (Thank you Workable Kitchen)

Furor Over Baptist's Gay-Baby ArticleBy DAVID CRARYAP National Writerlink to article at LA Times7:10 PM PDT, March 14, 2007NEW YORK  The president of the leading Southern Baptist seminary has incurre...
Posted by carol ann on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:44:00 PST

need servicing?

"No real female will be refused." In case you're in desperate need of Vincent Gallo's big bad celebrity cock, and you have $50k to spare: VINCENT GALLO evenings, weekends escort.wish, dream or fantas...
Posted by carol ann on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

living in the devil's playground

Why I love the desert and what I love about Gram Rabbit (disclaimer: long article repost):I awaken in the morning to find that my savagely dehydrated body is covered with the scrawling text of a Sharp...
Posted by carol ann on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST

Hot Nun Action

I can't take credit for the photos (Thanks Kylle!), but I can take partial credit for their inception. No captions I could come up with would come close to doing them justice....
Posted by carol ann on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 11:13:00 PST

to satisfy curiosities

This is the afore-mentioned prayer I was after before side-trekking:May I be generous in prosperity,and thankful in adversity.May I be fair in judgement,and guarded in my speech.May I be a lamp unto t...
Posted by carol ann on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:31:00 PST