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R A V E

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About Me

Mad at the world, didactic, vain, wrestling inner demons, crying inside.Maturing but haven't given in to drinking wine all day.I'm not self-conscious really, more like self-unconscious, meaning I'm a terrible dresser.I'm manifesting success and enjoying the good life in Venice Beach, CA. My home for over ten years now.Living at the beach is like being in a time machine. One sunny morning, you're up early, you take a step outside, take a breath of fresh air, step back into the house--and your 40! I ride my bicycle everywhere. I'm a Bikram hatha yoga instructor. "Suck in that stomach," I say. My favorite hours are 3:30-5:30 AM. I don't eat sugar or wheat. I drink 2 gallons of water every morning. My Halloween was ruined by a guy blasting Reggae versions of Itsy Bitsy Spider and London Bridge when I was trying to scare kids!!
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My Interests

Tantric Crab Soccer, cellphones-causing-cancer clinical studies, rollercoaster mishaps, sketchy seafood joints, rental van sex, harboring fugitives, dolphin safety, stalking Elliott Gould.

I'd like to meet:

The angels and spirits that my wife Pandora sees so clearly. I'd like to meet people who will inspire and entertain me, not people who say I remind them of their Archnemesis.

Music:

Finally over my Descendents/Bad Religion phase.

Movies:

My favorites: The Idiots-Lars Von Trier, Hitchhikers Guide..., Tetsuo The Iron Man, Crumb, The Hills Have Noses.

Television:

Homicide: The Crime Scene Psychic Profiler Szechwan Caesar Sourdough Chicken Sandwich Files. Sexually repressive single-parent family sitcoms, Paris Hilton in non-sexual situations, Funny commercials about office-hell that inspire many to wish they were dead. Japanese tit-measuring contests, John Madden videogame highlights, Botox Bloopers, Seinfeld.

Books:

Understanding Power: The Indispensable Chomsky, RE/Search: Incredibly Strange Music Vol. 1, Bob Dylan Chronicles: Vol. 1, Tropic of Cancer, Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Early History of Punk, Bush:Unplugged. House of Bush/House of Saud. A People's History of the United States. Gary Null's "Get Healthy Now". The Neon Bible.

Heroes:

Julia Butterfly, All Critics of BU$H AmeriKKKa, Biko, Peltier, Iggy,

My Blog

E V I L C O M E D Y w/ "PLANET CHARLIE" venice bistro 8/9/07

E V I L  C O M E D Y  at the VENICE BISTRO "PLANET CHARLIE" VIRACOLA MIKE LEE   AARON BLAINE ORLANDO BISHOP      KENNY KLEIN Emcee:  R A V E ...
Posted by R A V E on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:35:00 PST