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Matt Gallo

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About Me

I'm Matt. I'm a nice guy, I have a sense of humor and I can catch a bullet with my teeth... unfortunately it'll then pass through them and out the back of my head, so don't shoot me. I've got red hair, I'm about 5'11", I'm a pretty big guy, and I can beat-box very well. I'm a vegetarian, I despise dishonesty, I'm smarter than the average bear, and at least on par with the smartest bear. I'm in the sketch comedy group "Better Than The Machine" (www.MySpace.com/BetterThanTheMachine, BetterThanTheMachine.net). Also, I do vocals in my band 'Dead In The Crawlspace', you should check it out, it's good campy fun. I'm going to school for acting (my dream) and once was intimate with your mom (sorry). Anyways, Merry Christmas.

My Interests

Acting, movies, pizza, music, friends, hanging out, talking, some books, and Christmas.

I'd like to meet:

Awesome people... Oh, and if your profile says "hit me up sometime" please don't talk to me. ...If you do feel like talking or anything my AIM screenname is CrimsonDoyle, and of course there's also this MySpace thingee.

Music:

I like lots of music, a big part of which falls under the rock categories. I like a bunch of crud though, for instance: The Misfits, Flogging Molly, The Clash, The Ramones, The Ducky Boys, The Pogues, Rancid, A.F.I., Hatebreed, Dread Fabrik, Anti-Flag, The Tossers, Social Distortion, The Levellers, Metallica, Dropkick Murphys, Tenacious D, Wu Tang (First Album), Primus, Choking Victim, Dead In The Crawlspace, G.B.H., Life Of Agony, Pink Floyd, Cannibal Corpse, Rage Against The Machine, Tool, Killswitch Engage, System Of A Down, Billy Joel, Voltaire, Human Remains, Type-0-Negative, Abrassive Wheels, Weird Al, Bad Religion, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, The Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack, and lots of other crud.

Movies:

I love movies. Some favorites are: The Lord of the Rings, The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory, Charlie and the Choclate Factory, Cannibal:The Musical!, X-Men, Boondock Saints, Goodfellas, The Muppet Movie, Dead Alive(Brain Dead), Snatch, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Blade, Evil Dead, Halloween, Matrix, Kevin Smith films, The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Young Frankenstein, Big Fish, Pirates of the Carribean, Star Wars, The Great Muppet Caper, The Marx Brothers, House of Flying Daggers, Indiana Jones, Blazing Saddles, Kill Bill, 12 Monkeys, Labrynth, Shaun of the Dead and Sleepy Hollow, are some of my favorites.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, the Sopranos, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, some animal shows and history shows, some Adult Swim, some other junk, I don't know, I don't watch T.V. as much as I used to... Shows I miss: The Tick, The State, You Can't do That on Television, Fat Albert, Inspector Gadget, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Muppet Show and lots of other stuff.

Books:

I love reading, but I'm very picky about what I actually end up enjoying reading. You, sir or madam, should check out the 'Discworld' series by Terry Pratchett, it's wierd fantasy stuff, but it's hilarious, very well written and extremely clever. I'm hungry...

Heroes:

Robert DeNiro, Santa Claus, Marlon Brando, Samuel L. Jackson, Groucho Marx, Al Pacino, Monty Python, the inventor of pizza, and The Misfits.

My Blog

Travelling time...

Hello? Can you hear me? If you look, you will see I am writing to you from the future. I, myself, have not travelled time, but my message has. It is currently October 31st, 2010, just past midnight......
Posted by Matt Gallo on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:31:00 PST

Hmmm...

so I put up some headshots in my pictures i need to choose some, so, if you happen to read this (which you won't) you should go leave some helpful comments on them n' stuff...Anyways. This blog sucks....
Posted by Matt Gallo on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

My response to the Bulletin about "race" and "white" groups, now in Blog form!

If anyone happened to run into the recently posted (by multiple people of course) bulletin about how there are no "white" versions of so many groups and organizations and such out there, and that if a...
Posted by Matt Gallo on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:22:00 PST

Better Than The Machine: "Let Freedom Bling" Summer 06' and on! (I hope)...

My sketch group (Better Than The Machine) is playing our new show "Let Freedom Bling" at venues in the city (NY) all summer long! It's pretty damn exciting, so I'm even writing a stupid Blog about it....
Posted by Matt Gallo on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:14:00 PST

My Letter Problem (Nuts)

Pony Express 1 Pony Expressway St.Joseph, MO 64501   Dear Pony Express,    Good day. My name is Matrick Horrible. I have been a loyal customer of yours since eighteen six ought. Mr...
Posted by Matt Gallo on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:30:00 PST

UBU REX

If anyone reads this soon (which is unlikely), come see me in my first lead role in UBU REX, this Thursday - Saturday (Dec. 8th-10th) at 8pm (and 2pm on Sat. as well). At the Schaeberle Studio, on the...
Posted by Matt Gallo on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:37:00 PST

Dead In The Crawlspace

You should check out my band, Dead In The Crawlspace We are retro-gothic-surf-punk-horror-rock... or something like that. It's campy and fun. Unfortunately, we don't have the music on the internet yet...
Posted by Matt Gallo on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:44:00 PST

I kill for money.

That not true, I don't, but I might dance for nickles. Blogs are irritating.
Posted by Matt Gallo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

United In Fire

I decided to write a fourth one of these, finally, though I'm pretty sure no one has ever read even one of them, which is fine... It's my birthday bitches... I'm bored. United in Fire is a ridic...
Posted by Matt Gallo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Patriarchangeldust

A little piece of me just died... Necrophilia time! wait, let's not be too hasty, others are watching and glasses burn on both ends. How proud we are, now that father isn't present to brow...
Posted by Matt Gallo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST