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Hi, my name's josh, but you can call me Denzel Washington. I'm pretty much amazing at everything i do. Some of my major accomplishments include: biking to the Congo without a bicyle, inventing the wireless carpet, and having a penis the size of Madagascar, and many people tell me I have breathtaking earlobes. I am a porfectionist. I like to chrochet, blowing up balloons, and changing tense mid-sentence, but that's none of your business. If i had to choose between contracting Malaria or having a racoon in my ass, I'm not sure which one i would choose.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshwa
Birthday: sometime in early july
Birthplace: here
Current Location: here
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde turned mexican
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: a little bit of both
Your Heritage: Africa
The Shoes You Wore Today: white ones
Your Weakness: crisco
Your Fears: firefighters
Your Perfect Pizza: italian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: give birth
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Grandma, what big eyes you have!
Thoughts First Waking Up: The better to see you with, my dear
Your Best Physical Feature: my kiloid
Your Bedtime: 730-8
Your Most Missed Memory: when we had a good president
Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: the school cafeteria food
Single or Group Dates: no dates for me; strait to sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: semi-colons are underrated
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mariah Carey
Cappuccino or Coffee: um, i'm not a lesbian
Do you Smoke: yeah, im that hott
Do you Swear: i dunno, is hybiscus a swear word?
Do you Sing: both
Do you Shower Daily: no, i never shower; im scared of the bathroom
Have you Been in Love: who me?
Do you want to go to College: yes you!
Do you belive in yourself: couldn't be!
Do you get Motion Sickness: then who?
Do you think you are Attractive: like duh
Are you a Health Freak: no, im just a health
Do you get along with your Parents: of course i do, im a teenager
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if it rains
Do you play an Instrument: jazz flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: rubbing
In the past month have you Smoked: no!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: well, i wouldn't call Rosie O'donnell a mall, but she is quite fat
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i have eaten a saxophone
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but i have eaten a chinaman
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but i have eaten a car seat
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, im cute
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but i dont have any pants on
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just candy... from a baby. Damn, im going to hell, aren't i
Ever been Drunk: no, but i have been drunk
Ever been called a Tease: damnit, i dont have any dumb and sarcastic remarks for that question.
Ever been Beaten up: with my guns?
Ever Shoplifted: well, my guns are big, but i can't lift a shop!
How do you want to Die: crusade/holy war
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a pot of tea
What country would you most like to Visit: Don Henley
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: mauve
Favourite Hair Color: lilac
Short or Long Hair: Australian
Height: over 6'5
Weight: under 20 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Pete Rose-ish
Number of Drugs I have taken: negative 4
Number of CDs I own: positive 15ish
Number of Piercings: about one
Number of Tattoos: none, but i did get eat 'n park smiley faces on my nipples once...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, im perfect
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