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About Me

Here are some quick, what I call 'Fun Facts', about me:

I live in NYC. I have brown hair, and two eyes.

I "heart" the NY Mets.

I have no gallbladder.

I am terrified by all magicians, illusionists and their "black magic".

I am a member of the street gang "The Cartel of Millionaires." My fists are registered as "deadly weapons" in Suffolk County, New York.

I perform regularly in NYC with my sketch group The Royal We (http://www.theroyalwe.org) .

I am one of the very few people in the world to be an iPod owner. I'm proud to have a glowing PMA (postive mental attitude) and great hair ('Uncle Jesse' great). I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank the thousands of little people I've stepped on to get where I am today.

Seriously.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone....even people who live New Jersey. I'd also like to touch a little person on the forehead.

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My Blog

Eager Girl By Rose Surnow & Shan Raoufi

http://vimeo.com/2470165 New video that I'm in. I play the dad. Duh.
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:31:00 GMT

Dramatic Poetry Reading Parts 1 & 2.

My buddy David (see my top friends) writes poetry on his myspace blog.  After weeks and weeks of me reading his poetry back to him on his answering machine and voicemail at all hours of the day and ni...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:45:00 GMT

Me Blowing Myself (sfw video)

This particular bathroom had the world’s most powerful hand dryer.  I just had to stick my face under it.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:01:00 GMT

New Royal We Video

Check out this brand-spankin-new Royal We video.   It's called EXOTIC DANCER   See it here on Youtube: Or here on Funnyordie.com PLEASE VOTE IT FUNNY when the vid ends ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:03:00 GMT

New Xmas Vid 2

Ho, Ho, Ho,THE ROYAL WE and KEVIN SCOTT just put out a brand new holiday single that'll be sure to turn you on...and by "you" I mean your Christmas Lights. Ummm. So, yea, this new Christmas song will ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:39:00 GMT

New Xmas Video 1

MACY'S SANTA CALLBACKS.It was directed and edited by dear Friend Alan Harris at Collarsup.com.Here's the Credits:Ever wonder how the "World's Largest Department Store" picks their officialSanta? Well,...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:13:00 GMT

New Video: THE NOSE JOB

..> The Nose Job What do Ashlee Simpson and Flying Cars have in common? Find out in this new short from the collarsup crew. It's hard to say no to a free nose job. A fully improvised short with d...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:20:00 GMT

Vids that used to be on my main page NOW FOUND HERE

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Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 18:57:00 GMT

ABOUT A BOAT: An Improvised Short Film

This past Saturday, the Collarsup.com crew (sans Marci Lacenere) met in Central Park and created a brand new, and very funny short film. We came up with the idea over brunch an hour before we shot it,...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:52:00 GMT

Will Zone on MTV tonight and Watch as he Tells the World

Hello internet, Yours truly, one Mr. WILL ZONE, will be appearing on the smash hit, Emmy and Grammy award winning, MTV sketch comedy phenomenon, the one, the only, "Nick Cannon presents: Short Circuit...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:48:00 GMT