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Kaitlin

The World Is Your Oyster, But You Are Allergic To Shellfish.

About Me

24. Scorpio. Went to school in NYC. Majored in Acting. From New Jersey. LOVES New Jersey and doesn't give a fuck what anyone else says about it. Loves to laugh. Eccentric. Eclectic. Dramatic. Likes to party. Loves to feel alive. I love good lyrics. I love the theatre. I quote movies often. I have a thing for age differences (i.e. Lolita, American Beauty, Secretary). I am not a musical theatre major although I adore showtunes. I love to dance although I am not trained. I love warm weather and fruit platters. I love good music. I love blunt runs in the back of a car with the windows wide open. I'm a wannabe acid rockstar hippie. I love shotglasses sticky to the touch overflowing with Smirnoff. I love writing poetry. I love coffee. I'm a non-smoker who loves to smoke. My sense of humor is out there, but I pride myself on it. My legacy will always be "Mame" until I find a way to top that. But at least the bitch knew how to party. "Life is a banquet and most poor sons of bitches are starving to death! Live live live!!" It's today. Read my VisualDNA ™       Get your own VisualDNA™MySpace Marketers

Add to My Profile | More Videos The Night is young & full of rest I can't describe the way she's dress'd She'll pander to some strange requests Anything that you suggest Anything to please her guest --Jim Morrison MyGen Profile Generator//I'll tell you this...No eternal reward will forgive us nowFor wasting the dawn.Back in those days everything was simpler and more confusedOne summer night, going to the pierI ran into two young girlsThe blonde one was called FreedomThe dark one, EnterpriseWe talked and they told me this storyNow listen to this...I'll tell you about Texas radio and the big beatSoft driven, slow and madLike some new languageReaching your head with the cold, sudden fury of a divine messengerLet me tell you about heartache and the loss of godWandering, wandering in hopless nightOut here in the perimeter there are no starsOut here we is stonedImmaculate.....

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My Blog

Why I Never Learned French: And Other Fun Anecdotes

I have just found and gone through a notebook I kept in high school and beginning of college full of quotes and poems and snippets of conversations.  I wanted to share some of the particular...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:35:00 GMT

Excerpts From 2002

*** Did you ever want to make love in the snow?I wish I smoked. It just makes you look and feel so sophisticated and sexy. Too bad it can kill you and it hurts like fuck, otherwise I'd do it.And then ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:36:00 GMT

Apres Moi Le Deluge

Yesterday afternoon after my class I am sitting in my dorm room when I get a phone call from Kelly.  "As I'm sure you know, New Jersey is in a state of emergency."  I didn't know.  I di...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:04:00 GMT

A Creative Writing Collaboration

There We Were Here you are in his pants, adding ketchup stains tothe older mustard prints he left.Here you are in North Carolina driving through the middle of the green grass of nowhere headed towards...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:30:00 GMT

St. Patrick's Day 2007 -- A Slideshow

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Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 00:45:00 GMT

Most Likely Delete This In The Morning

Did you ever want to write when you're drunk?  Drunk and frustrated?  Write about brass headboards that gave you concussions that you've never had.  Write about the fact that tonight as...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:36:00 GMT

I Hate Valentine's Day

I just got back from Scores!  (Yeah, Scores!, the strip club.) Don't ask. What does is take to be given a little tenderness or happiness?  And why for 21 years have I not been allowed t...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:49:00 GMT

Friday In Florida

At 5 am the limo came to pick us up.  I was looking forward to a nice relaxing ride to the airport in a long black limo with champagne glasses and sparkling rhinestones making rainbows streching ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 20:48:00 GMT

Chronic

"A woman who sleeps til half past 2, and wakes up tired, what do ya do?  With a woman who sleeps like the stone deaf dead,..needs a kick in the ass or a smack in the head.." ~ The Wild Party &nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:56:00 GMT

Christmas Eve Thoughts

Christmas break has been pretty glorious thus far. Kel, Carolyn, and I went on our annual Christmas break blunt run a couple days ago to go through Montville and look at all the mansions and ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 23:03:00 GMT