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Heinrich

The Internet's Most Adored Feline!

About Me

hello my name is Heinrich.
i am a sphynx kitten. that means i am bald, yes all over, ladies. ;)
i was born this way. you could say im a mutant... kinda sexy? no?
i dont get waxed or shaved or any other silly nonsense.
this is all natural baby!
i am going to be the most famous kitten in the universe!!
people are going to see that mr bigglesworth actor cat...
and be all like "oh so you're like the same kind of cat as heinrich, right?"
my toes look like purple jellybeans.
and i am learning to go to the potty like people do.i live with my parents Dana DeArmond and Daniel.
they are cool, they give me toys and treats and foodies.if you want to shower with me gifts and clothes send them to my mom.
Dana DeArmond
PO BOX 412531
LA CA 90041

My Interests

little toys with bells inside.
tearing up carpet
fetching
getting under the covers
foodies
playing with dad's shoes
hopping
sleeping
cuddling

I'd like to meet:

cats.
cat people.

Music:

cats hate music.

My Blog

pranks

i took a huge dump in the downstairs shower and blamed it on dad.you should have seen mom's face when she found it.hahahaha meow.
Posted by Heinrich on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:49:00 PST

big brother

the family is getting a little chocolate point girl sphynx cat for me to be best friends with.i hope she isnt an asshole. p.s. i will be a year old on may 21st! im a grow-up cat man!...
Posted by Heinrich on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:35:00 PST

as seen on StuffOnMyCat.com

http://stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=8998&catid=4im famous, and have stuff... on me. also. ...
Posted by Heinrich on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST

take one last good look at my fabulous large balls

because my parents are going to have me fixed.i have a screaming problem and i try to get outside all the time.and have been picking up some other rude habits.i guess it will be good for the entire fa...
Posted by Heinrich on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:11:00 PST

i had an accident.

daddy put dieter magic franklin's tank on top of the refrigerator because we are all moving into a house.i was feeling very curious about the fish tank. and i was just looking.but i got tangled up in...
Posted by Heinrich on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:18:00 PST

Heinrich wears SoftPaws

SoftPaws.comdeclawing is gross. softpaws are cute.xodana and heiny...
Posted by Heinrich on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:57:00 PST

the night time

im crazy at night.i cant be reasoned with.mom says i should get a job and stop sleeping all day.p.s. im fully potty trained now. mom's friend reagan thinks it's funny!??
Posted by Heinrich on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

i graduated

im now on the third step of potty training.mom bought me a nice baby blanket. its all warm and fleecey.she also got me this cage im supposed to sleep in at night.its nice and all, but i rather stay u...
Posted by Heinrich on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:51:00 PST

im such a big boy

ive been using the people potty so well. mom gave me some pieces of chicken because im being a good kitty.and i have been taking baths all by myself.there is a toy in there and it floats when the wat...
Posted by Heinrich on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:50:00 PST

this is dana....

ok last night i tired to keep myself from looking like a crazy cat lady and make this profile like heinrich wasnt writing it... after sleeping on it, i am going to have to cave in.from now on i will w...
Posted by Heinrich on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:47:00 PST