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Mary Choppins/GERD

here to serve you super gay goodness for 30 years.....

About Me

I like to have fun. ............................................................ .............................................. Roller Derby gives a great surge of excitement and makes me do crazy things ........People misunderstand me a lot. ............................................................ ...........................................................C ome check out my sweet moves ............................................................ ............................................................ .... AND I'M A PSYCH WARD SIREN ALL THE WAY

Who's Your 80s Movie Icon Alter-Ego? Find out @ She's Crafty

My Interests

My Tribe, Spirituality, Roller Derby, Puppets, Spontaneous Craziness, Yoo-Hoo, Lurking!, Velvet Paintings, Graveyards, Knerds, Running in the Rain, Holding on to the Hopeless, Coloring Books and/or Sidewalk Chalk, Zoo, Comics, Mullets, *poot!*, Ovaltine, Rolling Down Hills, Cheese Whiz, Science, Atari and/or Nintendo, Darkwave Music, Zombies, Silence, Arcade/Pinball Games, Love Through Touch, Tijuana Bibles, Clouds, Understanding Without Speaking, Assholes, Big Foot, Volunteering, Flea Markets, Marvin Zindler, 80's, Glam Rock/Metal Heads, Toe Socks, Baseball Games, Butterfly Exhibit, Inner Beauty, Geo-Caching, Red, Vinyl, Hauntings, Squirrels, Breathing in Life! WWW.HOUSTONROLLERDERBY.COM

I'd like to meet:

the geeks of the industry.....but PISS OFF:*** bands -- 99.9% OF THEM SUCK*** kids under 18 -- WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON*** people that think I eat "snatch" -- GIRLS ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD*** deceitful, secretive bastards -- I SMELL YOUR LIES FROM MILES AWAY***...........Oh yeah and David Cross "OooOOooO, give it to me baby!"

Music:

Oh boy...lemme see~~They Might Be Giants, Incredible Moses Leroy, Polysics, Flaming Lips, Sigur Ros, Black Flag, Cure, New Order, Pavement/Steven Malkmus, Radiohead, Social Distortion, Willie Nelson, Dandy Warhols, Pixies, Descendents, That Dog, Le Tigre, Minutemen, Ben Folds Five, Geggy Tah, Fugazi, Fountains of Wayne, Minor Threat, Germs, Bad Religon, Kraftwerk, Devo, Wesley Willis, PSB, Cake, .........Fuck! can't think of all of them right nowAnd Anal Cunt (that one was for you D.!!)

Movies:

~~Probably the same crap like my chummy friends so I'll throw in some oddities~~Doom Generation*The Gift*Disorderlies*Back to the Beach*Hell Comes to Frog Town*Sweet and Lowdown*Dolomite*I'm Gonna Get Ya Sucka*It Couldn't Happen Here(PSB movie)*Dancer in the Dark*Girls Will Be Girls*High Fidelity*About Schmidt*Caveman*Welcome to the Dollhouse*Raising Arizona*Three O'Clock High*Popeye*Better Off Dead*Ladykillers*Spinal Tap*Party Monster*All Over Me*Punch Drunk Love*Detroit Rock City*Evil Dead*UHF*Dead Man*Clash of the Titans*Poseidon Adventure*Ghost World

Television:

Weather ChannelOtherwise, most of my TV shows I have on DVD: Greg the Bunny*Get a Life*Curb Your Enthusiasm*My So Called Life*Six Feet Under*Freaks and Geeks*Fat Albert*Pee Wees Playhouse*Twin Peaks*Benny Hill

Books:

comics

Heroes:

Weird "Al" ..

My Blog

videos of the week pt. 4

Ian Bernardo just watch and learn from the master... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsXJ5bkZ5-4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C41OhCfLzEM  ...
Posted by Mary Choppins on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:30:00 PST

Learn from this....

5 LAWS OF LIFE YOU CAN DEPEND ON Taken from the Spiritual Webpage Cambridge. 1. This, too, shall pass. Nothing stays the same. The only constant in life is change. With every decision we make, we init...
Posted by Mary Choppins on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:59:00 PST

videos of the week pt.3

Soooo.... I couldn't sleep last night b/c of the mad cough and flem that's just kicking my ass.  Just down right upsets me.  AND there was a mad storm brewing around 2AM this morning.  ...
Posted by Mary Choppins on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:07:00 PST

videos of the week pt.2

For Red... Today (and don't ask how I came about this) I thought how it would be like to have a burger flipping job.  I really don't think you people would want me around your food since I have a...
Posted by Mary Choppins on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST

Videos of the week - pt 1

I thought about posting the videos that get me through my week on blogs so everyone can enjoy.  If you think I'm a total fag for doing this then I'm blaming the generic allergy tablets I've been ...
Posted by Mary Choppins on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

oh jesus! get me off this totally fucking rad website....

i don't have any fucking money! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! http://www.80stees.com/
Posted by Mary Choppins on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST

flashback at supercuts

you know that supercuts always got some revised disco/techno music to get you in the mood for a fucked up haircut...anyways, I'm zoning out looking at cracked floor tiles ....the music stops...
Posted by Mary Choppins on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

My neighbor is a porn director!!! (1st post)

from watching handful folks coming in and out of his place to the postitute walking out in a slinky dress one chilly night at 2am to a punker talking about porn movies, internet porn sites, &...
Posted by Mary Choppins on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

useless info

33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits. C...
Posted by Mary Choppins on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:09:00 PST

ARCADE EXPO this weekend!!!

Something fun for a change in my life! Come along and play unlimited vintage arcade and pinball games.  There's a full bar and last time I was there you could smoke inside (no promises for this y...
Posted by Mary Choppins on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:45:00 PST