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HEADLINE NEWS: Introducing the reports that today, in Houston, Texas a bizarre incident took place at the psychiatric ward located in the Womens Hospital. This hospital is home to some of the most violent and disturbed woman the state has ever seen. It seems that 14 Psych Ward Nurses escaped in an old ambulance, after what looks like a sinister experiment went bad.There were reports of loud cries and shrill laughter coming from the 7th floor throughout the escape. An interview today with a deranged disorderly also revealed that the nurses had been observed exhibiting increasingly more aggressive behavior with the patients over the past few weeks.Lab records show the nurses had been victims of an experiment of death and destruction. Rumor has it that mid way through the procedure the nurses, enraged with desire for torture, overcame the demented doctor and gave him a taste of his own medicine. Dr. N. Flictions whereabouts are yet undetermined.Evidence obtained from the destroyed lab has allowed authorities to compile a list of the physical and mental states of the seriously disturbed staff. Be on the lookout for these deadly SIRENS. They are known for traveling in packs and have vowed to take down and medicate anyone who gets in their way, PSYCHO STYLE.Be Careful! The Psych Ward Sirens are off their meds and hell on wheels. They'll undoubtedly be looking for someone to treat or fresh meat to join the Disorderly staff.If a slightly deviant nurse asks you with a wicked smile, Do you want to feel better? YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK TWICE!!
