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Brat Poison

Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!

About Me


Get your own knuckles at the knuckle tattoo gun . I love all kinds of music...heavy metal, black metal, classic rock, sludge, punk, goth, glam, rockabilly, psycobilly, swing, and classic country like Johnny Cash and Hank Sr. I played drums in an all-girl band for a number of years but now I'm a rollergirl out in Katy. I skate for Houston Roller Derby...it's awesome and I love it. I live to skate, shop, drink, box, and laugh....not all in that order. I have a giant tattoo that covers most of my back...I've got it posted on here somewhere. I like old school rockabilly and Sailor Jerry style tats A LOT! I have an appointment on Feb. 17th to get both of my calves done by Tracy Lambright at Scorpion Studios. I'm really not as butch as I probably sound in this profile...actually I'm a girly girl and I'm quite happy to drop hundreds of dollars at Sephora in one go. Other things I am addicted to include horror movies and online shopping. Ahh...online shopping...the modern day convenience for girls on the go! Sailor Jerry, Ed Hardy, Lucky 13, and Sourpuss all see a large part of my paycheck. I also like Ben Sherman, Fred Perry, Lonsdale, and many other brands as well.I'm not home enough usually to watch much tv...when I'm there I'm either doing laundry or sleeping. On my days off from practice, I like going out for a beer with my friends. You are more likely to see me at an Irish bar or a pub rather than a club. I hate clubs. I like seeing live music though. Houston used to be filled with places to see bands...but it's kind of gone downhill over the years. When I lived in NYC I was at CBGB's at least three times a week, and at the corner pub pounding Guinness the other four. I was a total lush! Good thing I lived in an Irish neighborhood.I love my friends...without them I would be lost. I have a cute chocolate lab named Kyla and married to a 6'4" fightin' Scottish lad who looks good in a kilt. I've got about everything I've ever wanted...so I'm a pretty happy girl.
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You are a Hellcat, you're mean, you're rough and you drag with the best of them

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My Interests

ROLLER SKATING, boxing, spending time with my friends, spending money, spending time in bars, traveling, going to Alamo Draft House, prank calling and playing "Ding Dong Ditch." You know...the usual stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Other derby girls or anyone who wants to be my friend...unless you're some kind of webcam/porno freak or a crappy band. Weirdos are okay.
You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
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Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Music:

I listed all the types of music I like..I'm sure you don't want to read a big long list of band names here. No rap, new metal, or new country basically.

Movies:

Only scary movies...or documentaries. I hate comedies. They're never very funny anyways.

Television:

I'll watch just about anything on the travel or history channel -- especially the shows about haunted places, possessed people, and pirates. I also like garbage TV like Maury and Springer, I Love New York, Miami Ink, American Idol (only in the beginning when they show the really bad singers), The White Rapper Show, The Sopranos and many others.

Books:

I don't have the time to read very often anymore...but when I get a chance I'll pick up a trashy gossip magazine over War and Peace.

Heroes:

My Dad, Bas Rutten, and the women of Houston Roller Derby!

My Blog

Introduce yourself!

1. Ever punch someone in the face?Yeah! In New Orleans! It was legendary because this biotch fell back and skidded on her butt. I had alcohol poisioning the next day.2. How old are you?I don't quite q...
Posted by Brat Poison on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:50:00 PST

Derby is fun and good

Wow...I had no idea I had blog subscribers until today. So I better try to post something worth reading from now on instead of the tripe I have been posting.I bet you are wondering what's going on in ...
Posted by Brat Poison on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:57:00 PST

More Random Facts!

3 More Crazy Random Facts I Thought You Would Like To Know About Me:1. One time, on a school trip to Washington D.C. for students supposedly good in political science, I pulled the fire alarm in the S...
Posted by Brat Poison on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST

You've Been Tagged!!!

The RULES: 1. Start with six random, crazy facts about yourself. 2. Choose a few friends to tag, who then must post six random facts about themselves, as well as these rules. 3. Make sure to post the ...
Posted by Brat Poison on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:33:00 PST

Christmas Hell

You know, there is something magically tragic about spending Christmas in your hometown, especially if you haven't lived there for years and years. Scott and I drove up to infamous Bartlesville, OK on...
Posted by Brat Poison on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:20:00 PST

John Stamos and the smell of stale popcorn...

Last night Loni and I tried out a new rink because no one else is open on a Wednesday night, the Airline Skate Center. As soon as we walk in, I spot this seriously 1970's fella who's a dead ringer for...
Posted by Brat Poison on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:22:00 PST

At long last we hear from the Mighty Miss Demeanor!

I haven't written anything on here in forever. Maybe because I haven't had anything I thought was worth reading...except the occasional night at XXXtreme Karaoke hosted by the Golem look-alike with th...
Posted by Brat Poison on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST

Thursday Night Skate

I am going skating this evening at the legendary Dairy Ashford roller rink. I'll also be there Saturday morning and on Sunday. If anyone wants to go with me, let me know! I've taken my speed skate...
Posted by Brat Poison on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:58:00 PST

Roller Derby

I am DESTROYED this morning. I tried out for Houston Roller Derby last night, and it was the most physically exhausting thing I have ever done in my life. Think of boot camp, with ten extra pounds in ...
Posted by Brat Poison on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 07:19:00 PST

What?

.. You scored as Dragon. You are a dragon. You very VERy easily angered and are extremely protective. take a chill pill and stop running around breathing fire on people. Chnaces are they're only tryin...
Posted by Brat Poison on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:05:00 PST