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I'd like to meet:

Peeps/drunk fuckers that roam the cyber beyond on here that I don't already know or have had beers with in person!!!

Oh, and a lovely grindacious chickadee who can take a shit while runnin' at full speed and who isn't a complete bitchy piece of cum-guzzling twatsnot.....if one actually exists!!!!!!

Okay now, I've already met this chicka, but.... this picture fuckin' RULES!!!:

MY HELL SIDE LIL SIS FROM THE CYBER-BEYOND, another hella righteously kick ass chickadee!:

This Master Of Total Destruction So As I May Myself Master The Art Of Total Destruction, arr arr arr!!:

This maniacal contraption of bestial machinery. He needs input, mofucka! Arrgh...

I'd really like to meet another robot. Pets, too. Zombies, if possible. This is really a stupid question.

THE DUDES IN THIS PICTURE!!! And, yes.... they are midges.....

MYSELF IN 40 YEARS. I may not look nor smell pretty, but damnit I'll still be listenin' to my metal!!!!....

THIS DUDE -- SHIT RIGHT!! Gotta love the Diamond...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Clark Kent..I'm super man motherfucker!
Birthday: 7-15-1983 (sounds about right)
Birthplace: Dardanelle, AR (or across the river to where I live now)
Current Location: Russellville, AR (or where I live now ... duh..)
Eye Color: I don't look in the mirror that often....
Hair Color: Rainbow shit.
Height: 5' 7''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty, babee ... I'm also a little bit of a switch-hitter, too.
Your Heritage: Uh...... broke ass American.
The Shoes You Wore Today: A pair of 4-year old, rank-ass skater shoes! Righteous, gotta love it!
Your Weakness: Three 24 packs, three bottles of Jack, a red head, and a midget with a lead pipe.
Your Fears: Going speechless.
Your Perfect Pizza: I dunno ... it all looks like an abortion on toast to me.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fill out this survey.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I bet your grandma's pregnant".
Thoughts First Waking Up: How the fuck did I end up here???
Your Best Physical Feature: My stomach. Women love the keg belly. ;)
Your Bedtime: Do I have one?
Your Most Missed Memory: I probably forgot it.
Pepsi or Coke: Beer.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mmmm...... donuts..... *drools*
Single or Group Dates: An orgy.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Beer.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Beer.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Beer.
Do you Smoke: Pass me one of those cancer sticks, and I'll fucking kill you.
Do you Swear: Shit! Me fucking swear? No goddamned way!
Do you Sing: I'm a deathgrind freak: I growl!!!
Do you Shower Daily: When I start to stink, I lick myself clean.
Have you Been in Love: What's that?
Do you want to go to College: Only if they had beer and good metal.
Do you want to get Married: Who the hell would wanna give me a ring?? I know I wouldn't...ha!
Do you belive in yourself: Only when I'm binging.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Uh... only when I'm binging. Either that or when I'm wrestling with a midget over a chicken wing.
Do you think you are Attractive: Buttfucker ugly.
Are you a Health Freak: I think Salmonella is a dinosaur.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah. All three of them, in fact.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep. They go great with a beer and some good metal.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitargh..argh..argh!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hell yes -- no past month shit, just all the time!
In the past month have you Smoked: I think I answered this one already, asshole.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No..I actually got a brain that I plan on using, thank you very much.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope. Unless you count that 3' midget. She wasn't really into me, though; I kept going over her head.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. I'm a mall freak, dude.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I did go through a box of Tampons, though....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope -- but I did eat something else that rhymes with "Sushi". Care to guess what it was?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope... hoping to again, though.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Uh...I've taken a dump in the past month, if that's what you mean.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah, in a holding tank behind a sewage treatment plant.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Hell yes!
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, by a gay midget.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, by a gay midget.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: Fucking.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Assuming that I'll Grow Up at all...a professional musician!!!!! Okay, not really...I'll settle for being a death/goregrind bum. :D
What country would you most like to Visit: Any -- I love to travel.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't have one.
Favourite Hair Color: Don't have one.
Short or Long Hair: Any. Bald, hell, I don't care.
Height: 2'-4'.
Weight: Any.
Best Clothing Style: Jeans, leather, and a Slayer shirt. :D
Number of Drugs I have taken: Uh.....
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count.
Number of Piercings: A billion.
Number of Tattoos: A million.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1; being born.

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[Marital Status] Single and not looking.
[Shoe size] Micheal Jordon's got nothing on me, man.
[Parents still together] Well, they do live in the same house together at least....
[Siblings] My brother in the mason jar underneath my bed. I call him Bitey.
[Pets] Do midgets count?
FAVORITES
[Color] Neon clear .... and red.
[Number] 666
[Animal] Cats. I like pussies.
[Drinks] Beer, whiskey, and just about anything that you can have as a shot... just keep 'em comin'.
[Soda] Mountain Lightning, Country Mist, and Sam's Choice cola ... I'm such a cheap bastard.
[Book] Where's Waldo. I thought that would be obvious.
[Flower] Would a marijuana plant be counted as a flower?
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Once when I had the mohawk. Oh, those drunken memories....
[Twirl your hair?] I had dreadlocks one time. I dunno if THAT counts, but....
[Have tattoos?] Two on my ass. Pretty picture, isn't it?
[Have Piercings?] Someday my eyebrow again.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Not in a long, long time.
[Drink/Smoke?] All the time / nope.
[Like roller coasters?] I own one, motherfucker!!!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Yes; in the merry ole land of Oz so I can get me some munchkin action. :)
[Want more piercings?] Someday...my piercings will come....
[Like cleaning?] I often lick myself when I don't feel like a shower.
[Write in cursive or print?] See this: I type.
[Own a web cam?] If you wanna call it that.
[Know how to drive?] Yes; a truck, a golf cart, and an army tank.
[Own a cell phone?] Cell phones think I'm Satan.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] You threatening me?
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes with a midget.
[Considered a life of crime?] Crime doesn't pay and self improvement is masturbation.
[Considered being a hooker?] Why? You offering me a job or something?
[Lied to someone?] Who the hell hasn't?
[Been in love?] What the hell is that?
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yeah, my english teacher in senior high.
[Been in lust?] Why naturally, of course. All the time.
[Used someone] Hell no; hopefully never will.
[Been used?] Yes, unfortunately -- who hasn't?
[Been cheated on?] Yeah, by my english teacher in senior high.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] No.... but I had a midget try to jump up and punch me in the chin. Trust me, he didn't jump high enough.
[Stolen anything?] The army tank that I now own.
[Held a gun] A couple of times.
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Carcass t-shirt, checkered pants, a bullet belt, my Misfits cap, combat boots, whitie tighties, spiked arm bands, and some corpse paint.
[Current mood] I'm Mister Mary Fucking Sunshine.
[Current taste] I taste like Pringles and beer.
[What you currently smell like] You really don't wanna know... trust me.
[Current hair] Baldy, baldy, baldy!!!!
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Do you REALLY wanna know? It startings with an M and ends with a G.
[Current cd in stereo] Mortician "Darkest Day of Horror".
[Last book you read] "The Little Engine That Could". That book kicks sooo much fucking ass, dude!!!
[Last movie you saw] Lucio Fulci's "Zombie" for, like, the 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th time.
[Last thing you ate] It still rhymes with Sushi......
[Last person you talked to on the phone] I'm not sure who it was cuz I was holding the phone upside down again.
[Do drugs?] Caffiene...?
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Yes. Why shouldn't there be?
Remember your first love?] Yes....BEER.
[Still love him/her?] You bet.
[Read the newspaper?] Newspaper makes great toilet paper. :)
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] I am starting to wonder about some of them.
[Believe in miracles?] Not really.
[Do well in school?] My senior high englsih teacher seemed to think so.
[Wear hats] My Misfits cap.
[Hate yourself?] At times.
[Have an obsession?] Guitar and beer.
[Collect anything?] Guitar, beer, cds, horror flicks, and toe nail clippings.
[Have a best friend?] Everyone I've ever met I've considered to be a best friend.
[Close friends?] I feel like I'm close to everyone I've ever met.
[Like your handwriting?] Not really. I write like a fucking doctor.
[Care about looks] Not too much.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] I was 8 and it came in a can from the vending machine.
[First kiss] Probably happened when I first got laid.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Yeah, if you're fucking blind!!!!
[Do you believe in "the one?"] See the answer to "believe in miracles".
[Are you a tease?] Maybe to another robot....
[Too shy to make the first move?] Only if she were made out of latex.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Most of the time. I spend most of my time thinking about playing live again.
[Bitch/Asshole] No. Assholes are a pet peeve of mine.
[sarcastic] When provoked.
[Angel] Some people have called me one.
[Devil] Some people think I am one.
[Shy] Hell no -- I'm willing to meet anybody.
[Talkative] All the time; very. I'm a people person, mothafucka.

PUNCH A MIDGET IN THE HEAD! - 'Nuff said! %

Music:

GOREGRIND (the best fucking kind of grind there is and ever will be!!!), DEATHGRIND, PORNGRIND, vomitnoise, gorenoise, brutal death metal, grindcore, some select old school black metal, select southern rock and old school rock 'n' roll, blues, alt. shit, noisecore, old school punk rock....shit like that. Anything that's got some serious GRIND in it and a really shitty production behind it, though, really gets me pumped and primed to destroy!!!! Also music that doesn't take a calculator to figure out also gives me a boner, too. All in all, take my word for it; ya seriously DO NOT want to know all of the bands I listen to!!!! :P

ALL TIME FAVES:
LAST DAYS OF HUMANITY, TUMOUR, CARCASS (early), LYMPHATIC PHLEGM, MORTICIAN, IMPETIGO, DISGORGE (MEX), REPULSION, MISFITS, REGURGITATE, Exhumed (early), Slayer, Hemdale, Entombed (early), SikFuk, Bloodbath, Fleshgrind, Faeces Eruption, Birdflesh, General Surgery, TCME, Carnival Of Carnage, Biocyst, Autophagia, Sarcosis, Dead Infection, Haemorrhage, Embryonic Cryptopathia, Tori Amos, Anal Cunt, Necrophagia, Fondlecorpse, Garbage Guts, Goatwhore, Dark Throne, Gruesome Stuff Relish, Intumescence, Pulmonary Fibrosis, Torsofuck, Suffocation, Immolation, Engorged, Lividity, Terrorizer, Fiona Apple, Devoured Flesh Regurgitation, Zombie Ritual, Exodus (early), Oxidised Razor, Napalm Death, Dead Kennedys, Grave, Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis, Clit Eater, Rompeprop, Cock And Ball Torture, Dismember, Morbid Angel, Urine Festival, Faecesvomitate, FlatV5.....

Movies:

Black Sunday (The Mask Of Satan), The Evil Deads I and II, Army of Darkness, House By The Cemetary, Zombie, A Night To Dismember, AXE, April Fool's Day, A Clockwork Orange, the Alien movies, (the original) Amytiville Horror and Amytiville Horror II: The Possession, Audition, A Virgin Amongst the Living Dead, (the original) Black Christmas, Basket Case, Brain Damage, Backwoods, The Beyond, Re-Animator, Bride Of Re-Animator, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Night Of The Living Dead, (the original) Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Land Of The Dead, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, The Brood, Burial Ground, Color Me Blood Red, Phantasm I-III, The Boogens, The Brain, Bird With the Crystal Plumage, Bad Moon, The Blob (old and remake), Bram Stoker's Dracula, Bloodfeast, The Being, Blood Beach, Bloodsucking Freaks, The Baby, Cat People (remake), Cannibal Ferox, Cannibal Apocalypse, Cannibal Holocaust, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, The Curse, Cheerleader Camp, C.H.U.D., Children of the Corn, Children of the Corn 2: The Final Sacrifice, Cabin Fever, Campfire Tales, Creepshow 1 & 2, Combat Shock, Curtains, Creepers, Candyman I-III, Cat O' Nine Tails, Cujo, The Crazies, Child's Play 1-3, City of the Living Dead, City of the Walking Dead, The Changelling, Curse of the Screaming Dead, The Car, Carrie, Cube, The Curse of Frankenstein, Chiller, The Crawling Flesh, The Creeping Eye, Dead and Buried, Deep Red, The Dark Half, Deranged, Deadtime Stories, Dog Soldiers, Daughters of Darkness, Deathdream, Dolls, Dead Pit, Duel, Drive-In Massacre, The Dark, Dr. Butcher, M.D. (aka Zombie Holocaust), The Dead Zone, Day of the Animals, Demonia, Doctor Gore, Death Race 2000, Don't Go in the Woods, Don't Look in the Basement, Die Die My Darling, Documentary of Death, The Driller Killer, Dreamscape, Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Don't Go In the House, Eaten Alive, Event Horizon, Encounters of the Unknown, The Exorcist (original), Elvira:Mistress Of The Dark, Escape from NY, The Entity, The Fly (both old and remake), Food of the Gods, The Fog (the original), From Beyond, Friday the 13th 1-6, The Final Teror, Frankenhooker, Freaks, Frightmare, The Funhouse, Faces of Death 1-3, Graduation Day, Galaxy of Terror, Ghost Story, Graveyard Shift, God Told Me To, The Ghoul, Giant Spider Invasion, Grandma's House, The Gate, Happy Birthday To Me, The Haunting (the original; the remake was....okay), Hell Night, The Hills Have Eyes I and II (both the ORIGINALS!!!), Horror Express, Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2, Hardware, Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer, The Hitcher (original), Horror Hospital, The House On Sorority Row, House, The House That Dripped Blood, The Howling, Happy Hell Night, Hellraiser 1-4, Horror Rises From the Tomb, Halloween 1-5, Horror Hotel, House on Haunted Hill (the original), House on the Edge of the Park, The Incredible Melting Man, Inferno, In the Mouth of Madness, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (all of 'em), I Drink Your Blood (And I Eat Your Skin), It's Alive, It Lives Again, It's Alive III: Island of the Alive, I Madman, Impulse, It: The Terror From Beyond Space, It (Stephen King), IT!, Invaders From Mars (remake), Island of Dr. Monreau (original and remake), The Initiation of Sarah, Interview With a Vampire, John Carpenter's Body Bags, Just Before Dawn, Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday, Jeepers Creepers, Kingdom of the Spiders, Kill Bill Volume One, Kill Bill Volume Two, Knight Riders, The Last House on the Left, Leprhecaun (the first one, and, yes, I probably didn't spell that right...), Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III, The Leach Woman, Let's Scare Jessica to Death, Martin, Mark of the Devil, Madman, Maniac, Motel Hell, Mother's Day, My Bloody Valentine, Mortuary, Man's Best Friend, Maximum Overdrive, Magic, The Masque Of The Red Death, The Mangler, Misery, Mutant, Mad Max, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, Night of the Bloody Apes, Nekromantic 1 & 2, Night of the Zombies, Night Train Murders, Natural Born Killers, Night of the Creeps, Nightmare on Elm Street 1-4, Near Dark, The Night Flier, Needful Things, New York Ripper, Nosferatu, Nightmares, Night of the Comet, The Omen (the original), The Oblong Box, Of Unknown Origin, The Offspring (aka From A Whisper To A Scream), Opera, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Phantasm, Puppet Master I-III, Prom Night, Pigs, The Pit, Poltergeist I-III, Parents, Prophecy (not the one with Chris Walken in it, either), Psycho (the original!!!), Psycho II, Psycho III, Psycho IV: The Beginning, Piranha, Psychomania, Pin, The Pack, The Prey, Pet Semetary 1 & 2, Proteus, The Pit and the Pendulum (original Roger Corman version and remake), Pumpkinhead, Quicksilver Highway, The Return of the Fly, Return of the Living Dead I-III, Rabid, The Ruining, Rawhead Rex, Raising Cain, Resident Evil, Redneck Zombies, Razorback, Repulsion, Rosemary's Baby, Race With the Devil, Se7en, Sometimes They Come Back, Suspiria, Slithis, The Stuff, Sleepwalkers, The Sentinel, The Serpent and The Rainbow, Slugs, The Shining, The Slumber Party Massacre, Scream and Scream Again, Sisters, The Shawshank Redemption, Silent Night Deadly Night, Sleepaway Camp, Sleepaway Camp II, Silence of the Lambs, Scanners, Saw, Shockwaves, Stepfather, Slaughterhouse, The Severed Arm, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Stephen King's Night Shift Collection, Scarecrows, Soylent Green, Street Trash, Shocker, Swamp Thing, Skeeter, Shadowzone, Screamers, Strange Invaders, Salem's Lot (the original), Syngenor, Silver Bullet, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (both the original and the remake), Torso, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Three On A Meathook, Two Evil Eyes, Time Walker, They Live, Tenebrae, Traces of Death 1-3, The Torture Chamber of Baron Blood, The Kiss, Tales From the Darkside: The Movie, Tourist Trap, The Thing (original and remake), The Tingler, The Toxic Avenger, Toxic Spawn, Trap Them and Kill Them, The Toolbox Murders, The Terror, Trauma, Total Recall, The Thirsty Dead, Terror Train, Tarantula, The Terminator 1-3, Tales From the Crypt, The Nest, Twelve Monkeys, The Tommyknockers, Twilight Zone: The Movie, Trilogy of Terror 1&2, Urban Legend, Vamp, Village of the Damned (original and remake), The Visitors, Vault of Horror, Virus, The Virgin of Nuremburg, When a Stranger Calls, Wolfen, Waxwork, Watchers I-III, War of the Worlds (original), Wizard of Gore, Without Warning, Wishmaster 1&2, Warlock, Wrong Turn, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, When Worlds Collide, The Willies, X: The Man With the X-Ray Eyes, Zombie, Zombie 3, Zombie Holocaust, Zombie Apocalypse, Zombie High, Zoltan: Hound of Dracula, Zone Troopers, and about a hundred or so more......

Television:

Books:

Huked on Foniks Werked Fer Mi

Heroes:

Rubberband Man, goregrind, grindcore, brutal deathgrind, my junked-up studio/rehearsal space, Kerry King, Leon DelMuerte, Dan Trashthrasher, Disgorge MEX, older Carcass, Repulsion, older Napalm Death, Mortician, all the villians and criminals in the Robocop films, Darth Vader, Darth Sith, Booger, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, Jason Voorhees, older horror films, Micheal Myers (from Halloween; not the lame-o "actor"), wookies, Moe from The Three Stooges, whoever the fuck it was that invented PBR and Heineken beer, Jager-meister, Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Evan Williams, Ibanez guitars and basses, Dimebag Darrell, Chuck Schludiner, Matt Harvey, Dante from Rompeprop, Mieszko A. Talarczyk, Ron Jeremy, the lunch lady with the biggest beard at your high school, and anyone who can out-drink me!!!!!!!!!