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Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight)

I'm A Lowlife Asshole

About Me

Zack --
[adjective]:
Fuzzy to the touch
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comThe name is Zack Gabbert and I dig grind, death metal, punk, and noisecore. I have had various noisecore projects none of which are really active anymore, but they had good runs.
The Jerkwads-www.myspace.com/thefuckingjerkwads
Narcoleptic Castration-
www.myspace.com/narcolepticcastration
DeathByBoobies-www.myspace.com/deathbyb00bies
Curbstomped-www.myspace.com/curbstompednoise
I'm 20, a potty mouth, pessimist in mind, optimist at heart. I have a very beautiful fiance and I wouldn't change a thing about her. I go with the flow and she plans ahead, it works. I have a handful of good friends and that's all I need. I play too many video games for my own good. I currently go to Ivy Tech. I am a grill cook in a place I call The 7th Layer Of Hell(Cracker Barrel) But I work with some pretty cool dudes, but it's still Hell.
For Example- Me-"Why Am I Getting This Steak Back? They Ordered A Medium Rare"
Server-"He Said He Doesn't Like Blood"
**Rant**
Religion is for the mentally unstable and emotionally insecure
Abortion is a choice not a debate
The South won't rise again you inbred turds
Metallica was never cool(and that's a fact, try listening to Testament or Kreator, or the thousands of other much better thrash bands from that era)
Hot Topic sucks
Basically if you're a prick I'll let you know. I don't take the shit that I used to and looking back I wish I would have done many things differently. I drive an 89' Lincoln Town Car, capable of destroying small animals and children that get in my way. I don't like the current state of grindcore at the moment, it's trash. I don't care how crucial your breakdown was or how you're hair looks...die.
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Music, Making as much noise as possible, yelling at people and telling them to stop staring at my dick, video games,masturbation and "anal masturbation"(Tyler T).
XBOX LIVE GAMERTAG The Evil Feuker

I'd like to meet:

People who have similar interests, Seth Putnam, Steve Austin(Today Is The Day).

Music:

I'm sort of all over the place, be it grind, noisecore, thrash metal,Punk,Indie,Celtic music,and classical, I'm also against any metalcore, scene faggots and most black metal douchebaggary.
GENTIAL MASTICATOR(The Greatest Noisecore Band Of All Time) Slayer, Repulsive Disfigurement, WE MUST BUILD, Napalm Death Is Dead, Mutilated Pork Guts, Apathetic Ronald McDonald, Pig Slop, Exhumed, Goatwhore, Pig Destroyer, Agoraphobic NoseBleed, Anal Blast, Anal Cunt, Spazz, Cryptic Slaughter, Disabled Child(My Bros In Noise), Mistress, Maggot Infested(keepin it sick in Kentucky), End Of The Day, Catheter, Apocalyptic Rites, Cephalic Carnage, Skinless, Mortician, Putrid Pile, Today is The Day, King Diamond, Mercyful Fate, Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, Cancer, Aborted, Belphegor, Zyklon, Possessed, Obituary, Prostitute Disfigurement, Pestilence, Dismembered Fetus, Nevermore, Motorhead, Impaled, Immolation, Gorguts, Internal Suffering, Jungle Rot, Death Angel, Destruction, Kreator, Johnny Cash, Rush, Benighted, Dark Throne, Exodus, Samhain, Misfits, Death By Stereo, Vio-Lence, Overkill, NunSlaughter, DarkThrone, Anaal Nathrakh, Bung, High On Fire, Hammerfall, Blind Guardian, Iced Earth, Demons & Wizards(don't hate) Malignancy, Flesh, Something To Die For(Very Bad Ass Local Band), Zuckuss, Prosthetic Cunt, Husker Du, Bad Brains, Screeching Weasel, Life In A Body Bag, Imminent Demise, Bottom Dollar, Lividity, BirdFlesh, Grand Belials Key, Jesus Juice, See You Next Tuesday, Sanitys Dawn, Besieged, Braced For Nails, Benumb, Bile(The Gore Band,Not The Faggy Ass Industrial Band) Maniac Killer, Ingurgitate, Gary Jules(not just Mad World), Beethoven, Mozart, Celtic Wonders, Celtic Women, Frank Zappa, Ben Folds Five, Ben Folds, Teenage Bottlerocket, The Queers, The Lillingtons, The Last Chucks, The Exploited, Riverdales, The Nobodys, The Copyrights, The Methadones, Many more........

Movies:


A Clockwork Orange,Pulp Fiction,Resevoir Dogs, Snatch,This is Spinal Tap,Spaceballs,History of the world Part 1,Monty Python:Quest for the Holy Grail,Life of Brian,Meaning of Life,Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels,Slayer:Still Reigning,Contamination Tour 2003,2001 A Space Odyssey,Army Of Darkness,Evil Dead 1 & 2,Toxic Avengers,Natural Born Killers, Kill Bill 1&2,American Psycho.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, 2001 A Space Odyssey, The Odyssey (Homer),The Illiad,The Hobbit, American Psycho.

Heroes:


My Dad, the coolest muthafucka in the world and my best friend.
My Bros

Drew(Sgt.D) If it wasn't for him NxCx would not have been possible.He also introduced me to a wonderful thing called thrash metal, my life has been fucked ever since.
Nate for being my buddy for a good 9 years now, always been there for me.
Nick Muthafuckin Garman even though he is a total asshole :).
Grayson(G) For thrashing with NxCx and for the random rides to Fort Wayne so we could waste money on cd's and McDonalds,I've probably gained a few pounds because of you dickhead.
Clay or the dude with the awesome hair, for having an awesome sense of humor and for being nothing but cool to me since the first day I met him.
Sam, cause hes a cool cat. Pat and Ron send their regards.
Tyler E. bad ass mutha, has been my bud for years.
Tyler T. For being the D-Bag that he is.
And my lady Brandi for putting up with all of my bullshit.

My Blog

Stuff

    Well I haven't written one of these in awhile. Life as of right now is pretty damn good, well save for school. But I have a decent job which can be hell at times. I have a great gir...
Posted by Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight) on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:52:00 PST

NOISE TOUR HELP

Yes, that's right. Last 2-3 Weeks Of June East Coast places. Message me or Ken about this www.myspace.com/assbuffet it's going to be Tourettes(me) Anal Buffet www.myspace.com/assbuffet  killer on...
Posted by Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight) on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

Anal Buffet SHES DEAD EP Review

Anal Buffet-She's Dead EP Well Ken has so kindly graced us with another offering from his one man grind assault and might I say this is one hateful son of a bitch. This kid has come a long way since t...
Posted by Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight) on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST

Anal Buffet-Eat Kids Free Review

Anal Buffet-Eat Kids Free This is the first full length from Anal Buffet, this release has two members: Ken(Guitars, Drum Programming, Vocals) and James(Gutterals, Pig squeals). Now the band is just K...
Posted by Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight) on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:02:00 PST

Anal Buffet-Fuck You Lou EP

Ahh yes Anal Buffet. Where to start? Well I'll start off by saying this is a very pissed off release, clocking in at about 6 minutes. This whole EP is about the vocalists boss named Lou. From the soun...
Posted by Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight) on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:44:00 PST

NxCx Shirts!! Tell Me What Size!

Alright kids. I'm probably going to be ordering shirts...this has been a long time coming. You have seen the logo. So if you are interested please tell me what size So I know how many I need to get. I...
Posted by Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight) on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

Bird Flesh/Catheter Split

I just ordered this not too long ago and got it today. Sick shit. It starts off with BirdFlesh. The first song starts off calm on a nice breezy beach, then a storm comes in...This is when the sickness...
Posted by Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight) on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:07:00 PST

So The Show Did Not Happen...figures.

Yea so the show didn't happen. It started off great, We were ahead of schedule, had a full tank of gas so nothing could stop us on our way to raise some hell. Oh but was I mistaken, Just as we get out...
Posted by Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight) on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:16:00 PST

BEAST FEST!!

6/6/06 Who's coming? It's gonna be a sweet basement show in Kokomo and my band's first show. Butterfist (sick band) Haddonfield (no clue) Sludgepacker (very good punk band) Narcoleptic Castration (nee...
Posted by Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight) on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:35:00 PST

Bestial Machinery!!!!

This is a collection of a bunch of demos by these guys and its absolutely amazing, its a must for any grind fan. 2 discs of pure spazz grind, fucking amazing. Spend your money on this cd and not the n...
Posted by Zack Castration(Guilty Of Being Tight) on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:46:00 PST