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"The Real Deal" Dan Kutsche

Where da bud at?

About Me

(MSN = Trashthrasher) (AIM = dantrashthrasher) (Yahoo = trash_thrasher) (X-fire = trashthrasher)I'm THE RADDEST dude on earth!!! 4 & 6 string deathgrinder, gurgles & pukes into microphones, I like Disc Golf, saying the word "fuck" a lot, partying', thrashin' trashin' ,grindin',getting' drunk & stoned, chubby women, M.I.L.F.'s, & violent video games!!! Ex-member of like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bands... Including, Demented Torment , Screaming Afterbirth , , Splattered Cadaver , The Infected, Haruspex, and Obscenum , Currently working on new Ulceration Material. Tattooz by IN YOUR FACE TATTOOZ - Beaver Dam, WICreate or get your
very own MySpace Layouts
Your Pimp Name Is...
Dr. Slick What's Your Pimp Name?

My Interests

Partying', Disc golf, chubby women, M.I.L.F's, Fast, Heavy, brutal music, getting hammered, saying "fuck" a lot, and violent video games.

I'd like to meet:

Ana from Haemorrhage , Tesco Vee, El Duce (dead), GG Allin (dead, although I've met Merle Allin so...),Chernobyl survivors, rowdy drunken Disc golfers, Chubby women and M.I.L.F.'s that enjoy a rowdy drunk Metal/Punk, people that wanna party, a fast drummer, and your mom (if she's a M.I.L.F). Preferably a chubby M.I.L.F. grind drummer that Disc golfs, plays video games and parties!!!

Music:

, Death Metal, Grindcore, Hardcore Punk, Speedcore, Power Violence, Thrash Metal, Puke Rock, Skate Rock, That song near the end of "Revenge of the nerds" where the black guys come out, and some select Heavy Metal and Classic Rock bands.

Movies:

80's high school / college films, Comedy, Gore, Horror, Slasher, Snuff, War, Porn and Concert films.

Television:

SUCKS!!! It's a foul idiot box that fails to entertain me except for War documentaries, Chernobyl nuclear disaster footage, "Metalacolypse", "Family Guy" & "KORGOTH"!!!

Books:

Record label catalogs, Instruction manuals, Guitar amp specs., Road signs, Local newspaper police reports & court actions for people I know & Hmmm not much of a reader I guess... sorry!

Heroes:

Myself for being soooooo RAD!!! Mistress Angel (Wherever you are, you taught me a lot about myself), Ibanez Guitars + Basses, Line 6 Amps , Tesco Vee, Rodney Dangerfield, Mad Max, John Bender, Louis Skolnick, Gilbert Lowe, Booger, Leatherface, Jason Voorhees, Rob Halford, David Lee Roth, Michael Anthony, Cliff Burton, Geddy Lee, Dan Lilker, Autopsy, S.O.D., Anal Cunt, D.R.I., early Entombed & most early Swedish Death Metal bands, Cryptic Slaughter, All the old school thrash, death, grind, speed, crossover bands, anyone who parties with me without pissing me off and as always... YOUR MOM!!!

My Blog

"No Longer Needed"

----------------Now playing: Deceased - The Trianglevia FoxyTunes     That is a quote from the supervisor from where I USED to ...
Posted by "The Real Deal" Dan Kutsche on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:52:00 PST

Falling in line (Selling out?)

Well, fuckheads... If you haven't already heard that I actually have a job these days.. it's true. I build dehumifiers 10hrs. a day Mon. - Thurs. w/ fri. off. That schedule is pretty rad, but the work...
Posted by "The Real Deal" Dan Kutsche on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:52:00 PST

Why I hate it all.

Why do I hate it all???Because it all sucks... DUH!!! ...
Posted by "The Real Deal" Dan Kutsche on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

Pixxx from Shaun's South & After party 1/20 - 1/21/07

JJ blaze's ass JJ blaze lookin' ruffBlazedHelmet Grind... Milwaukee styleEngy FeekmanEngy grindin'John Threat & me partyin' 5a.m. or soJohn Threat & SandyPar...Scotty Foe FEAR THE WONG!!! (R....
Posted by "The Real Deal" Dan Kutsche on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST

Pix From Sheboygan Death Fest

Some shot's from Sheboygan Death Fest. I know most of them didn't turn out great as it was my 1st time with my new camera & I was patyin'. but here ya go...METHADONE ABORTION CLINICFUCKSAWPUTRID P...
Posted by "The Real Deal" Dan Kutsche on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:55:00 PST

I'm from Sussex, Wisconsin

..   Current weather forecast for Sussex, WI Population (year 2000): 8,828. Estimated population in July 2005: 9,812 (+11.1% change) Males: 4,324 (49.0%), Females: 4,504 (51.0%) Waukesha Coun...
Posted by "The Real Deal" Dan Kutsche on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

Stupid quotes from me

"You've dug your grave... now go lie in it.""He burnt his bridges & pissed on them to put them out""Has-beens, wantabes, & never-weres""Fuck this... I'm outta here""Ya mean I actually gotta pa...
Posted by "The Real Deal" Dan Kutsche on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:49:00 PST

Trashthrasher, a true story.

Well here it is, the true story of how I became Trashthrasher...In summer of 2004 the band I was in at the time called "Screaming Afterbirth" was on tour in Europe. The 2nd show we played (1st being a...
Posted by "The Real Deal" Dan Kutsche on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST

BOREDOM

I'm fuckin' bored... as usual. Nothing exciting to report, sorry for wasting your time.
Posted by "The Real Deal" Dan Kutsche on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:10:00 PST