My girl, my mates, Goregrind, Grindcore, and the rest of the usual metal (which means; all metal EXCEPT that pity nu-metal!!!), visiting metalconcerts, metalfests, watching splatter & horrormovies, in a fact everything what has to do with horror, beer/alcohol, girls, women, old women, porn (in all different straight ways), cartoons, tattoos, motorbikes, watching yellow things, cigarettes/tabacco, funny animals, playing bassguitar, karnemelk, sniffing at candels and lucifers which are put out, pornmovies, french fries, pizza, shoarma, counting till 10 (also backwards), dwarfs, surfing on the net, surfing on the water, surfing in bed, making crap with my friends, unwanted sky-diving, "punctuation marks!!", pissing against bars, laying in front of a bar, and getting myself into troubles....
Melandel from pornmagazine 'High Society' (edition october 2005, pages 94 - 108). Yeah, would I like to lick her boots....AGAIN!!! And ofcourse everybody who's making a party of his live with a big smile on his face!!
The people with balls/cunts, who don't give a fuck what others gatto say about it. Cheers you dwarfs/girldwarfs, guys/girls, men/women, grandpa's/grandma's!!!
Rompeprop (it's our own, so that says enough I guess), Last Days Of Humanity, Cliteater, Stoma, Inhume, Bile, Suppository, Peter Pan Speedrock, Hemdale, Dahmer, Ingrowing, N.C.C., Andre van Duin, C.S.S.O., Lividity, Exhumed, Impetigo, Gut, Mortician, C.B.T., Suicidal Tendencies, FUUUUCCCKKK!!! DO I FORGET EVIL EDDIE AND 'IRON MAIDEN'; THE BAND WHICH THREW ME INTO METAL...stupid me...., Slayer, Pigsty, Kate Bush, Deep Purple, Pantera, Motörhead, Black Sabbath, Gorerotted, Jungle Rot, Engorged, Madness, Mucky Pup, The Exploited, Dissection, Gruesome Stuff Relish, Dire Straits, Birdflesh, Biohazard, Napalm Death, Prostitute Disfigurement, Screaming Afterbirth, Boney M, D.R.I., David Bowie, Haemorrhage, ZZ Top, Death, Grave, Pestilence, Toy Dolls, The Smiths, Grindustry, Alice in Chains, The Josti Band, VISP, etc., etc.,....oh yeah; ELAKELAISET ('Humppa, baby')!!!
Herman Brood
The Fightclub, Leaving Las Vegas, Turks Fruit, The Acid House, Trainspotting, Falling Down, The Game. And yep, Analex Cliteater...you're right
Bottom, Bud Spencer & Terence Hill, The Usual Suspects, Leon, Airheads, Kung Pow, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Platoon, Soldaat van Oranje, The Doors, Chevy Chase's Lampoon vacation 1,2 & 3,
all John Candy Movies, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, and ofcourse all kind of horror- and pornmovies, like for example Carnage 'The Legend Of Quiltface', Bad Taste, Street Trash, Evil Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Psycho, Porn of the Dead, Gorex,...
Discovery Channel (which can be better renamed at sunday's as 'Recovery Channel'..buuurrrrpp!!!), National Geographic Channel, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon
Familie Fortuin, Kamagurka, Suske en Wiske, Superman, Asterix en Obelix, Cowboy Henk, Sjors en Sjimmie, Citizen Dog, Urbanus, Dirk-Jan and MAD (especially Spy vs Spy rules)
My gorgeous girl Melanie, Smniek, my two party bro's and true friends Joris & Dente, Telly Savalas (Kojak), Gotz George (Horst 'Schimanski'),
...and indeed, that's the master Danny Trejo, Nicolas Cage, Samuel L. Jackson, Steve Harris, Flea, Pim Fortuin (R.I.P.), Larry Flynt, Hans Teeuwen, Ron Jeremy, Sponge Bob, Paul Wilking alias 'Pistolen Paultje' (Dutch 'animalmolester-MOLESTERRRR' (R.I.P.)