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[Vanderbilt]

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About Me


What to say? I've never been that good at filling out a quick paragraph about "me" on these damn sites. Screw it. Let's kick this bitch in the cunt!
I'm a cancer, born July 4th, 1987. This fact is supposed to make me uptight, afraid of change, emotional, and clingy. *stares at the computer screen boredly* I defy the "supposed to's" of life. I'm probably one of the most laid back people you'll ever meet.
I stress the word "people" in the previous paragraph. I don't like referring to myself as a woman or a girl for the simple fact that it incurs about a million and one stereotypes just from the admittance that I have tits and labia.
The worst of these assumptions is that I'm going to fuck everything that moves just because I'm of the feminine persuasion. Let me clear this up for you. Gentleman, I am NOT a whore. Don't ask me out. Don't ask me to be your arm candy. Don't ask if I want to "get together and have some fun." You'll be shot down in a heartbeat.
The runner up in the stereotyping is that I'm a perfect carbon copy Susy-Mother-Fucking-Sunshine with all the manners inherent to a "lady". Sorry again, guys; I'm probably the antithesis of anything considered "ladylike". Here's some money for the bank. I BURP. I FART. AND, YES, MY SHIT DOES STINK.
Now, all of that aside, I'd like to think I'm a pretty fun person. I get enjoyment out of yelling random things out of my car window at pedestrians, snapping off pictures in the local Evil Empire (a.k.a. Wal-Mart), and taking in the occasional movie. I'm also a recent DDR convert. *snaps at you* JOIN ME!


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Vanderbilt --
[adjective]:
Banshee-like
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com


Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease. Qittie's Amazing Mental Ability ...
You can terrify children - but you can never stop
(Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!)
'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

All the necessities in life: food, friends, mayhem, and music

I'd like to meet:

People...the generic kind.*Post note: Due to a recent influx of fucking PORN BOTS harassing me, I've changed my add request function so that people have to know my last name or e-mail address before being able to add me. If you want to add me, contact me via message beforehand. Ciao!

Music:

An eclectic array of orgasm inspiring tunes

Movies:

The good ones...full of blood, guts, and gore.

Television:

I don't do TV

Books:

Too many

Heroes:

Spiderpig?

My Blog

Welcome to My Queendom: Rant 1

I'm unusually introspective this morning. I just got out of a meeting with my 17th Century Lit professor and thought about religion, of all things.We just got through mucking around in Donne's poetry....
Posted by [Vanderbilt] on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:16:00 PST

The Ever Dreaded CONFESSIONS Blog

The Ever Dreaded CONFESSIONS Blog   I saw that my sisters had one of these up and thought I'd join in on the craze that is divulging your dirty (and not so dirty) secrets to your friends (and ac...
Posted by [Vanderbilt] on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:20:00 PST

TAG! You're It! *runs away giggling*

  Rules:So the point of this game is you post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who then have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random...
Posted by [Vanderbilt] on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

Holy Cow! It's Another Mother Fucking Blog!

Well, since I no longer have to worry about backlash (and because I'm in the lovely state of mind of not giving a fuck), I'm going to write a god damned blog. Strap on your seatbelts and secure your b...
Posted by [Vanderbilt] on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

Small-Minded Metalheads Beware

On Facebook, I belong to a group called "I'm A Metalhead and Proud of It!!!"   In a thread called "New Metal Trends, Dime a Dozen Singers" this idiot named Kyle had THIS to say:   (I would'...
Posted by [Vanderbilt] on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

SONG LYRICS O' DOOM!

I found the first song lyrics I wrote for Shadows Till Dusk (STD), the band I helped found in high school...that lasted all of about a week. BWAHAHAHAHA! Keep in mind these are meant to be funny. I su...
Posted by [Vanderbilt] on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

Verbal Smackdown RAW!

Me:   Aren't you Lauren? The Lauren that's fucking Mark&and that fucked OVER Bobby? I just wanted to make sure I hadn't lost my two remaining brain cells&and drop you a "friendly" suggestion: you...
Posted by [Vanderbilt] on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:13:00 PST

Positions on the Bus to Hell

"Step right up! Get your seat on the bus to Hell. Three to a seat; and keep your hands, arms, and legs out of the fucking aisles!" Positions of Authority Driver: CrashTurret Gunner: Harry the Batbitch...
Posted by [Vanderbilt] on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST

The Burger King Crown Game!

Laws of the Crown Game Play A) Adjust size and be the first to place on head. B) Whoever places the Crown on his or her head first, then in a loud voice proclaims, "I am the King" is from that moment...
Posted by [Vanderbilt] on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:39:00 PST

Short Skirt/Long Jacket

  Prepare to read my themesong: CakeShort Skirt/Long Jacket I want a girl with a mind like a diamondI want a girl who knows what's bestI want a girl with shoes that cutAnd eyes that burn like ci...
Posted by [Vanderbilt] on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST