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Ray

Go fuck a pencil sharpener, I'll turn the crank.

About Me

I'm six feet tall, 140lbs, thinly built. I like to read novels, I collect movies (and of course watch them), I also like to play games computer/video. I like to write short stories on occasion but no one reads them so it's not really important. Personality wise I'm generally quiet, I think about dying very frequently, what (if anything at all) will happen though I suspect it isn't as much of a mystery as people make it out to be. This thinking gives me a sense of tranquility that could only be matched by the mightiest of opiates (which I don't take). I'm somewhat antisocial when I'm around people I don't know. When someone new somehow enters my life I am sometimes distrustful of that person until I've warmed up to him/her because your enemy can be anyone, someone you've been friends with for years, your spouse, a teacher, your parents and especially your clergymen. So I am on constant guard. I have a severely twisted sense of humor that usually offends others, so I don't tell very many jokes unless I'm in a comfortable environment. I don't care what others think and I almost always get things done. I keep my apartment fairly clean and I'm right handed (if that means anything)... There's more, but who seriously gives a shit anyway? ;)a href="http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/"

My Interests

Movies, books, writing, music, eating sheet metal, jumping off of cliffs, juggling flaming swords, juggling chainsaws while juggling flaming swords, drinking bleach, eating blender fittings, jamming corkscrews in my urethra, dangling from those corkscrews, kicking landmines wrapped in barbed wire while barefoot, shoving white hot firepokers down my windpipe, etc... (The first four were real interests...)

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humor, people who don't take themselves too seriously and can openly discuss most things. If you don't like my long hair you can lick my asshole. If by some freak accident someone actually wants to meet me I don't mind driving out to meet people from the internet, but I like to first chat and see some pictures so I know I'm not driving out to meet John Wayne Gacy. You can email me or chat with me via yahoo with [email protected] For hotmail/msn msg users it's [email protected]. Feel free to add me to any messenger list (I mostly use yahoo) just for the fuck of it, I'll chat.

Music:

NIN, Blue Oyster Cult, Liabach, Rammstein, Orgy, Pink Floyd, Rasputina, Marilyn Manson, Ozzy osbourne, Black Sabbath, Rob Zombie, White Zombie (better than Rob Zombie), Nirvana, GWAR, and various sheet music.

Movies:

Too many to list...

Television:

I don't have tv, there's never anything good on anyway.

Books:

Stephen King's Dark Tower series, all seven. Other books too, but these are my favorite.

Heroes:

No such thing as heros, the only people who come close to heros in my book are George Carlin, Hannibal Lecter, Roland Deschain, Solid Snake, and that guy you play as in the Doom games. I listed Carlin because he's so unbelievably funny, the rest I listed because real heros only exist in fiction.