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Twat Waffle !

I am here for Friends

About Me

I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I SUCK, AND I LIKE RIBBIONS IN MY HAIR, AND I WANT TO KISS ALL THE BOYS!!!!!my fav flowers are red and white lillies and dasies.WHO WANTS ME TO MAKE THEM A SIGN !!!!!!! i will make ya a sign.... just leave me a message on a comment and let me know what you want on it and i will make ya one.LAuri^_^ummm i have yahoo IM laurimaguire420and i have MSN [email protected] add me if ya want just let me know who ya are so i dont feel like dick cuz i dont know who im talkin to. ---------- yea me board, banana me---------------- ----------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lauri Maguire
Birthday: 11 16 1987
Birthplace: spfd, Or
Current Location: lucys house
Eye Color: green/ hazle
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: irish,russian.. and a few others
The Shoes You Wore Today: new one that i got 2day from wal-mart
Your Weakness: boys lol
Your Fears: spiders, and being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: bbQ
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not sure i have a few
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: your mom
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the hell
Your Best Physical Feature: ppls tell me my smile and my eyes...... but idk
Your Bedtime: when i get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: i have 2 many missed memories
Pepsi or Coke: mt.dew with raspberry ice tea, or diet vanilla pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys, taco bell,dennys, ihop
Single or Group Dates: single, but both is ok
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: either
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes a lot
Do you Sing: yea
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: not sure
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: eventuly
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: nope i dont
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: i love my dad
Do you like Thunderstorms: yesss i want to 'do it' in one someday
Do you play an Instrument: nope i wish
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: cant remember
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes vicoden
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewwwww no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nopeeeee
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: OOOOOO YEA
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: not since i was 10
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: I want to die while laughing and being stabed durring the best sex of my life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not quite sure
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland, and the U.K
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green but idk
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: dont matter i just need enough to grab or run my finger through
Height: 5'10 or taller
Weight: no more than 250
Best Clothing Style: not prepy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: i have 1.......... but i love pecrings a lot
Number of Tattoos: i want a lot of them
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few i guess
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You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

Goth


80%

Rocker, Mosher


70%

Emo


70%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


20%

Skater


20%

Prepy


20%

Trendy


10%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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My Interests

I LOVE Rupert Alexander Grint (A.K.A RON FROM HARRY POTTER!!!!!!! :))))))))art, movies. books. music, hanging with friedns shit like that. and riding the city bus :) HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT EMO KIDS IN TIGHT PANTS. DAMMMM RIGHT
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I'd like to meet:

more guys i have all the chick friends i can stand. id like to meet people that can tolerate my wierdness, redneckness, crazyness,im crazy in all the good ways. dont worry.

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ..country,metal,old stuff, aic,trivium,aiden, 18 visions, in the name of god,hellogoodbye, NIN, from first to last, mudvayne, the academy is, endless hallway,fall out boy,AND ALL THE BANDS I HAVE AS FRIENDS THAT I DID NOT NAME CUZ I HAVE A LOTTTTTTTTTT.

Movies:

horror, HAPPY FEET drama, nonsence movies all what notthe boondock saints is really good i love it. the yellow submarine (thank you jason :)))

Television:

ummmm well i watch hannah montana, full house,law and order i love svu :))) boy meets world, i try and watch NCIS, and a few other shows but ehh o well

Books:

the voice of blood, the stranger beside me , i-5 killer, calvin&hobbes, "the collector" by john fowles, mostly true crime stuff.

Heroes:

MY DAD, SISTER, LUCY AND SHANA AND CHRISY POO,and the ppls that are not afraid to be who they are(gays lesbians tranies) all them and it makes me sad when ppls make it hard 4 them to be who they are.

My Blog

dammmm you boys

I never should have played with marbles I hurt them and myself I lost someone I really cared about and I got scared and I let him slip through the cracks in my broken heart, a...
Posted by Twat Waffle ! on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:26:00 PST

Glass Marbles

I feel like crying when im not with you. When im in your arms I feel so safe like I can take on the world,and not get hurt. And the moment that im not in your arms or preasents I feel like i...
Posted by Twat Waffle ! on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:46:00 PST

True True

Look at the leaves falling, they are falling like the tears from my face. Like the blood from my heart when it gets broken. You are always there with your words of feelings. My mind, body, heart, and ...
Posted by Twat Waffle ! on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:25:00 PST

Free From All Suspect

With slain words,and wounded thoughts am I condemed? Damm all these torments of my labouring soul. NO MORE! I say, to these uncalled for tourtures of my heart and my soul. My body cant take much more....
Posted by Twat Waffle ! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:24:00 PST

Truth, brings this treachery to light.

Danger mixed with the jealous despite shall send my soul in to eternal night. Does my fainting heart control my soul? For I know not what myself, and what my heart fortells. I hear no more. Love is no...
Posted by Twat Waffle ! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:09:00 PST

Fair Words Sweet Looks

 The lines of love are harsh and ill. I fear I will never know the hinderer of my love. For the sadness and the fear that I have, for when I love the loved one will not love me back. Must I take ...
Posted by Twat Waffle ! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:50:00 PST

All My Labours Lost

Let me lie here as my heart gorws as hard as stone. O wicked forgery! tell me no more lies of love, love for me does not exist. It is dead. My blood has been spilt enough. Yet I sigh in my tears, I f...
Posted by Twat Waffle ! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST

A thousand times

..> By foolish honesty and love I will go. Then kiss me hare, loose thy soul. I'll tear into pieces, O blood, O blood. I am your own forever. Your to blame. I offer my heart entiryly with honor. ...
Posted by Twat Waffle ! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:35:00 PST

BLOOD AND DIRT

With my hair blinding my eyes, his soul is so enfettered to her love. Who shall play god? I do not push myself to the limit just for your entertainment. I shall pour pestilence down your throut for c...
Posted by Twat Waffle ! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:21:00 PST

I have lost the immrotal part of myself

My blood begins my safer guide to rule and passion. Touch me not so near, I had rather have this tounge cut from  my mouth, then to be touched that close to thy heart. We shouldnt be ashamed of t...
Posted by Twat Waffle ! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:11:00 PST