The sacred and the profane
mike tyson - undoubtedly the world's most under-appreciated and over-looked warrior philosopher-king.
[He] called me a rapist and a recluse. Im not a recluse.
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too.
"The one thing I know, everyone respects the true person and everyone's not true with themselves. All of these people who are heroes, these guys who have been lily white and clean all their lives, if they went through what I went through, they would commit suicide. They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in."
"At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see."
"I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I could be Mike who gets an endorsement deal. But you can't make a lie and a truth go together. This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This country was built on rape, slavery, murder, degradation and affiliation with crime."
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."
My Friend Space
I have a few friends.
MASTER
The Female Jordan
Leni R
Bitches and Hoes-A
The Brazillianaire
Metrosexual Ken
Veltis
Mail Boy
Kumar
Hometown Homegirl
Gramps
Linds
Emperor Palpitations
Just Jess
Big Man Dan
Lynchmob
The Church of Jewcifer
Recife for Disaster
Partly Fighter, Mostly Lover
Mel
The Time Traveler
Teresa
Uncle Syd
Partially Paul
Animaltek
DJ Jamie Kidd
Sinister Indie Catastrophe
H-Man
Dino Fingerz Martinez
Chumbo Mundo
Stephan Bodzin
Martin H
View All of My Friends
I'll give you a hint. It goes a little something like *fooooooooooooooomp* "thwip" _schwwwwwttttttttttttt_ bwaaaaaaawr! D.Ramirez. Oliver Huntemann. Trentemoeller. Jamie Jones. Alex Under. Superchumbo. Peace Division. Midi Miliz. X-Dream. Extrawelt. Nic Fanciulli. Loco Dice. Alexkid. BSOD. Stephan Bodzin. Sebastien Leger. Gabriel Ananda. Rekorder. Krueger & Coyle. Amphasis. Mark Knight. Marc Romboy. John Dahlback. D-Nox. Chris Lake. Plasmik. Oxia. Ripperton. Robag Wruhme. ASCII Disko. Alexkid. Mark Henning. Sweet 'n Candy.
adaptation --- amadeus --- amelie --- annie hall --- apocalypse now redux --- bad boy bubby --- barton fink --- best in show --- big kahuna --- big lebowski --- boondock saints --- the butcher, the thief, his wife and her lover --- clerks --- crimes and misdemeanours --- deliverance --- donnie darko (not editors cut) --- dr strangelove --- eternal sunshine of the spotless mind --- four rooms --- full metal jacket --- glengarry glen ross --- gummo --- happiness --- harold & kumar go to white castle --- i heart huckabees --- in the company of men --- in the mouth of madness --- irreversible --- leaving las vegas --- life is beautiful --- the lost highway --- magnolia --- memento --- pi --- princess bride --- pulp fiction --- radio days --- the reflecting skin --- requiem for a dream --- reservoir dogs --- the royal tenenbaums --- the shining --- sideways --- silence of the lambs --- slc punk --- the sting --- y tu mama tambien
late night programming on comedy central and basically anything that hbo has ever produced and nothing else
1984 -- a day in the life of ivan denisovich -- all quiet on the western front -- alphabet and the goddess -- american psycho -- bright lights big city -- candide -- catch 22 -- a clockwork orange -- crime & punishment -- demian -- fear and loathing in las vegas -- great gatsby -- the illuminatus! trilogy -- ishmael -- the jungle -- journey to the end of the night -- logic, language, and truth -- mother night -- the picture of dorian gray -- the red badge of courage -- siddhartha -- the stranger -- the wall
bertrand russell --- colonel "bob" denard --- bill hicks --- erostratus --- mark twain --- oscar wilde --- sir richard francis burton --- sacha baron-cohen --- socrates --- voltaire